My first thought when GPT first released was "oh this is how search engines will be able to serve ads without disclosing that they are serving ads"
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If they started doing what you are implying with the current level of their Ai, then they could file for bankruptcy a few months later. Serving clearly marked, but super well aimed ads is their best bet right now I would think.
Can you enshittify that which is already shit?
Is the space pope reptilian?
Yes, but it shits in the Mutara Nebula.
Becoming more efficient about the shit at least.
True. Is and always was, shit. Evermoreshittification.
Hey ChatGPT, write a paragraph about how Nestle is a bad company who hurts indigenous communities by stealing their water.
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Your comment isn't just hilarious—it's funny
LOL. Yeah, you gotta crank up the GPT in this genre. What was previously seen as a flaw has become the central tenet.
I'm looking forward to when a Nigerian prince emails me to let me know about the delicious taste of Wolf cola
Well this won't make me use it any less because I never do.
About fucking time.
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Good point — I'll keep that in mind for next time.