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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 113 points 1 week ago (6 children)

...Why is Franklin using a Russian RPG from a Huey when he should be sitting in a cushy Langley office controlling the drone launching Hellfire missiles at passing recreational sailors?

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why is Franklin using the cabin of the helo as a backblast area?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He yelled "backblast clear", so they should be good.

Edit: Your hearing loss is not service related.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Clear Backblast!"

everyone jumps out of the huey

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Including the pilot, and Franklin goes down with the chopper like he deserves

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's also a muzzle flash, which isn't how an RPG works.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone should submit all these comments as ‘community notes’.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

That would actually be a genius move. Make a post about all the dangers of using an RPG in this way, as well as the technical inaccuracy of the muzzle flash.

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Because it's slop.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, I know this one: Because he's an idiot.

At least he got the orientation right. I've personally seen several Russian soldiers who didn't.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Personally? The only way...gasp! J'accuse!

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sitting at a desk all day, starting at screens, can become so banal. Variety is the spice of life, no? If you aren't using black-market RPGs to blast vaguely identified boats from the open side of a Vietnam-era helicopter then are you even living?

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 points 1 week ago

Well, no. Not to worry though: I'm Danish, so I'll be catching RPG's strapped to Russian FPV drones with my face soon enough.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago

I don't know about you but I can't even get erect unless I see the life fade from someone's eyes in person.

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those offices are not cushy. The fan never works properly. The AC makes it so it has 10000 ft of temperature difference in 10 feet. And can someone bring me another frappachino?

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 7 points 1 week ago

"This chair isn't upholstered in real leather! I demand a refund!"

"We... pay you to be here."

"Good point! I demand a raise!"

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Let the guy have some fun for once.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When did Franklin grow to Gamera-esque proportions?

We don't body shame here

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Turtles are held to such ridiculous standards.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 51 points 1 week ago

I hope the authors sue the fuck out of them.

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Actually a very unlikely picture as Franklin is a Canadian children story series. Multiple books have circulated for decades. So unlikely that a Canadian character would be performing murders on behalf of the fascist regime headquartered in Peter Teels mansion.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 1 week ago

Well...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_and_the_Iraq_War

"Lower than most" isn't "none" after all.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, this is more something you’d find in a Sweet Pickles book.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

AI cannot figure out perspective

[–] NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or it can, and it's just a colossal turtle

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

lol you made me stare at the image for a minute trying to re-register anything on the helicopter as well aligned, but just massive, and my brain couldn't work in it

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

🙋‍♂️ What does ~~God~~ a turtle need with a ~~starship~~ bulletproof vest?

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shells can cause shrapnel.

[–] supamanc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You deserve more for this!

[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Probably has to set foot in a public American school

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm going to focus my nitpick to:

Clear Backblast?

... everyone in that huey now has a concussion, at best.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The pilots are wearing helmets and hearing protection, plus the windows are down.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Cool!

Doesn't matter, not with the rear of the rpg being angled more or less directly at the roof.

If it was being held horizontally?

Yeah maybe different story.

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

Funny coincidence:

Franklin's theme song is by a French Canadian artist named Bruce Cockburn (...pronounced co-burn) who also has a wonderful song called "If I had a Rocket Launcher"

[–] leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

It would have been better if on the boat where simple fishermen.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Government taking our jobs!!