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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mae Martin's parents once drove their car under a moose and now Mae is non-binary

I think it goes like... if you avoid the moose your gender stays the same. If you hit it your gender changes and if you drive under it you become non-binary ?

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Mae Martin on Taskmaster was A+

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago

The near death experience probably helped her realize that life is far to short to be living as a gender they don't identify with.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Nobody expects the Monty Python Moose Reference!

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)

THE DIRECTORS OF THE FIRM HIRED TO CONTINUE THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY AFTER THE OTHER PEOPLE HAD BEEN SACKED, WISH IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THEY HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED.

THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY HAS BEEN COMPLETED IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STYLE AT GREAT EXPENSE AND AT THE LAST MINUTE.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

I wasn't expecting some kind of car accident transition.

(Dramatic music)

NOBODY EXPECTS THE CAR ACCIDENT TRANSITION!

[–] ethaver@kbin.earth 61 points 2 days ago (2 children)

yeah my mastectomy is on the books as alleviating back pain. and like. it did do that!

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Personally i would just add boobs on my back to even it out...

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol that reminds me, my AP physics teacher remarked something like "I know it sounds cruel, but have pregnant women carry a backpack. It moves their center of gravity back to the middle of them and they can walk upright again. It's what I did for my two kids"

Slightly related, she was a really good physics teacher.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oooohhh - that’s a new take! I thought the back pain was due to having to carry extra weight and muscles not being trained for it. I never considered that the position of the weight might be a problem!

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Torque is a real b****

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

(Note, I can't get pregnant)

I don't know if back pain is caused by the offset of their center of gravity or if its caused from the extra load. I only know she said to do that as a way to stand upright again

[–] Forester@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Please elaborate on the back pain part

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Carrying boobs around on your chest causes back pain in the same way that carrying a heavy box around at chest height all day, every day would. Take them off and now your back gets some rest.

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Boobies are heavy and can cause back pain.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Back pain? I thought they'd cause FRONT pain!!!

big cheesy smile

Ba dum chhh!!!

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Awful. And yet, I enjoyed it

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Hitting a moose with a car is really bad for the person(s) in the car. Their bodies are basically at windshield height and become a half-ton missile aimed at the front seat. It's easy to imagine the emotional trauma alone being enough to motivate someone to make a significant life change they've been hesitating over for years.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't even think, like, she hit a moose, but that she was in an accident while driving with a moose in her car.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wasn't the car moose's fault, so it seems unfair to mention them. It was the road moose that was a problem.

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you saying moose are like cats, they pick fights with moose on the other side of a window?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I mean do we even know what kind of car the moose was driving?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pretty sure the plural is meese

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just in case you aren't joking, the plural is moose.

i was joking but thank you for the information anyway

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Mynd you, møøse collisions Kan be pretti nasti.

We have the technology.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Six Million Dollar Woman

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Like and subscribe or the moose is coming for you next

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago

Was the moose driving?

Might explain the crash.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A møøse bit my ~~brother~~ sister once.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

I know im going to ruin some peoples days with this but depending on your dialect of swedish and english "mys" sounds like moose.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 2 days ago

Ray Raymond: You feeling better, Miss California?

Jaime Sommers: Yes, I needed a rest. You know, the excitement of all of this kinda snuck up and grabbed me from behind.