This is so fukcing stupid i cant handle it. Fuck. Cathedrals are still beautiful and awe-inspiring hundreds of years after they were built. This orb is going to look like absolute shit the second it loses power or some of its screens break or something, so, like, 50 years from now it'll be giant e-waste sitting in a dead city. I hate techbros i hate techbros i hate techbros

Better than trains

Always saying this while I'm neck deep in traffic just outside the Anime-Faced God Orb.

I'm inclined to agree, but I think they missed a trick by making it stationary. It should be a massive unrooted sphere that rolls across the country and crushes everything in its path. And they should let me drive it.

this giant vanity project is better than mass transit

until america gets a functional rail network (forever).

The light pollution sphere

That picture quality looks like the kind of footage the pentagon releases when they smartbomb a wedding or a hospital or the Chinese embassy, but they put an emoji face on the explosion.

be sure to ask which god when we're in giant eyeball mode

"Heaven isn't real, but hell is"

-medieval mason upon seeing the society that produced the orb

They should make it look like a mushroom cloud to see how many people it freaks out

what's orb mommy's take on this

Not impressed by this particular orb but if they build an even bigger one I'll consider worshipping it.

That guy doesn't actually think the orb is better than trains. He's lying to drive up engagement.

I gotta admit though the concerts inside look dope af

But yeah what a fucking waste

Is there a Fallout New Vegas mod to add the orb? Maybe with Mr. House yelling at you and then replaced by Yes Man.

All hail the future Wigsphere!

Sir this is the scariest day of my life

God damn it, you don't need to swing to extremes to feel the presence of anything meaningful, forget God

No God would allow that orb

Move the orb above the White House like the rock at Vivec

Well Vegas is getting a high speed train too, but (un)fortunately you won't be able to see the sphere from it. It also has a 'cathedral'. Before the sphere opened they were planning on building one in London too (and maybe Singapore? I forget) so there will probably be more.

But they still refuse to build a subway on or pedestrianize Las Vegas Boulevard, supposedly they're building a whole giant Boring^TM^ tunnel network but somehow I doubt it'll happen.

One day it will become known at the goatse orb. For obvious reasons.

I've long felt the Luxor hotel is way better than the pyramids of Giza.