Pancakes vary so much in size I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Silver dollar pancakes are the only thing I’d think of as being close to standardized.
Do these include the nipples?
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2025
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It's meaningless from the other perspective too - cup size isn't a static volume measurement, it's relative to the band size. A 32DD, a 34D and a 36C are all the same cup volume.
So I guess what you're saying is that, for any cup size, there is a band size for which the cup-pancake equivalency holds.
Yes, but comparing to meaningless units makes the result of the comparison meaningful, as - + - = +. Please study maths people!
It didn't specify what kind of pancakes. Blueberry, whole wheat, extra light & fluffy, buckwheat? You can't just slap 39 pancakes on your chest and expect to be motorboated! What lunacy. It's like measuring dick size in chewing gum sticks.
Not only that, cooked pancakes lose weight in steam. But it says "pancake batter."
The average pancake is about the size of a slice of our overgrown fatass dachsund mixbreed. So approximately one banana long in body diameter.
But what's that in Rhode Islands?
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How much do your breasts weigh in pancake batter?
- A-cups: 11 pancakes
- B-cups: 15 pancakes
- C-cups: 18 pancakes
- D-cups: 25 pancakes
- E-cups: 34 pancakes
- F-cups: 39 pancakes
You know what I fuckin love pancakes. I'ma make a shitton of em and ask my wife to have a weigh off
Obviously they're using breast-sized pancakes.