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Biscuits

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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm gonna get hate for this, but I'm actually a fan of raisins and I'm slightly annoyed that the oatmeal cookie doesn't have any raisins in it.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I've reported you to the ICC for crimes against humanity.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Me too. I’m hoping the trail mix one does

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I love raisins, but I only if the raisin is kind of the whole point. Chocolate/Yogurt covered.

Things with raisins on the side have just enough texture weirdness that I tend to vomit. Stupid mouth

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 3 points 4 months ago

It's a classic for a reason

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

F, P, I, K

No snickerdoodle or peanut butter, shame

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Come over to my place, let's make that shit happen

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

So that's what those wands are for! Mixing cookie dough. No wonder the motors are so strong

[–] RaoulDuke85@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No peanut butter

E: Am I a joke to you?

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I just want plain peanut butter, I am not a huge fan of chocolate cookies.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

since these are cookies that means we're in the United States, so I can brandish a gun and take well more than 4 of them 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The billionaires already took all but one. You can fight over the last cookie with the other poors. But they told you, you belong to the master race, so you're OK with that.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

half of my countrymen really believe that last part 🤦‍♀️

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

This lemmy Americans.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago

Okay, first of all, how dare you, and second, aaaaargh, I guess A, B, H, and P? I can mix P and H and get a sort of E, and I can mix A and P and get a sort of G, but AAAAAh no L? No D? Waaaaaaah!! And I'm going to double cry over no F.

Also, who calls I churro instead of snickerdoodle? And who puts the letter for the cookie so near the name for the cookie above it so the whole thing gets read weirdly?

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

DDDD.

Assuming the description is incomplete and they're oatmeal raisin. Because I see raisins.

I know some people hate oatmeal (raisin) cookies, so lemme drop some sweet truth on you. Replace the raisins with butterscotch chips. "Oatmeal Scotchies" are vastly superior to chocolate chip cookies!

[–] leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I will have four chocolate chip cookies, thank you.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I dont even know what a banoffe pie or fluffernutter is but i want to try both of them. Then after ill go for mint oreo and churro

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

Fluffernutter is peanut butter and "marshmallow fluff," basically spreadable marshmallow in a jar. Traditionally it is presented in sandwich form, not cookie.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

Sweet potato pie (is this even a cookie?), Churro (whats that) and macadamia nut.

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 points 4 months ago

I was gonna say the same thing lol

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago

Just the oatmeal cookies for me thanks. Y'all can have all the rest.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

No snickerdoodle???

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Three chocolate chip and one oatmeal!

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Outside the box thinking I approve

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[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

SHIT, because I'm childish

[–] ICCrawler@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Where's the thin mint? WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN THIN MINT?! WHERE IS IT?!

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I do, but honestly a lot of the rest strike me as a bit gimmicky.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Churro is basically the same flavor.

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

A,B,D,E
You may disagree, but then you'd be wrong.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Where the fuck is peanut butter or molasses!

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

A - don't mess with success
B - I mean, cmon - cream cheese frosting bits mixed in?
E or F - seem equally good. All about it.
I - for science!

G, J, and the last two rows feel too experimental.

I surreptitiously knock L into the trash as I walk out the door.

Nutella Swirl looks nice, Galaxy Brownie, the blueberry one, and prob the banaoffee

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

ABDF

Red velvet is probably the sweetest cookie there that I would care to eat. The rest feel overwhelmingly sugar loaded.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

G, A, I, in that order!

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Choc chip, choc chip, Sweet potato and gingerbread seem like the safest choices. Don't cookie my churro, churros are fried.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago
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