If I have to hear about fucking Rudolf and his fucking shiny ass nose one more time!!!
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we put up 10k lights and some animatronic nonsense the day after halloween.
were going stupid with it this year..
It triggered the neighborhood so everyone started early
When one of us kills the other in the War on Christmas, just know that it was nothing personal - we were just cousins on opposite sides of a war.
I am going to do you a solid where you will uncontrollably laugh your ass off at this shit when ever you hear it. Because once you listen to gachimuchi gay porn "right versions" of Christmas Songs - you can never unhear them.
And whatever you do definitely never swap out the store music for the "Right Version". 
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Daily reminder that Christmas is actually supposed to be 12 days and that Christmas is only supposed to start on Christmas Day. But since Burgerlanders are heretics, they turn Christmas into some monthly holiday that begins somewhere in November and ends on Christmas Day.
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Yaaaaa, I remember hearing that shit in October when I was in retail. Here are my decrees: Christmas music is allowed from Dec1 to Dec25, no repeats in a calendar day including remixes, and every worker gets one skip per calendar day.
this isnt even that bad there was someone in my neighborhood that had christmas lights up first day of october lol
Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9w3GSkJBzU
Official anthem of the War on Christmas.
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They put Christmas products (nougat and all that stuff) in the supermarket near me by mid September lmao
Christmas must die so the rest of us may survive.