I was pretty certain it was fake, but combine the conservative hatred for gay people with the lib tendency to still find “conservatives are gay” jokes funny and I definitely wasn’t at 100% certainty.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 8 points 4 months ago

I understand you said it in a satirical context but in the back of my mind... those fucks are so twisted that they probably could suck each other off as a rich guy handshake thing. I don't know but from seeing these guys lives just a little makes me think anything could happen.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

driving with friend accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick we both laugh and I unzip his pants park the car while fondling his balls friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard friend is also laughing his ass off he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" he cums and I swallow it all like some stupidfuck I kiss my friend and call him daddy while laughing Friend sucks my dick chokes laughing I cum and he swallows it like a dumbass

[–] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Megyn "Did The Balls Touch?" Kelly

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

At this point idk if this is just a joke about her “Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile comments or if she said something else insane

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

petition to start pronouncing her name like the medical field: Meh-GYN

[–] 3rdWorldCommieCat@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

It's not gay if they said no homo before!