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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

I was struggling to turn this into a candiru joke, but then I find out that fish don't actually lodge in urethras and aren't attracted to urea and that it was all based on some wacky 19th century European racists' bullshit claims they made up to advance their careers.

ooooooooooooooh

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

No! Don't bite off my stuff and junk!

[–] userofnames@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

they are doing their best okay ..

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Ocean Cryptids can't even even bite peepee anymore. Because of woke.

[–] AutoVomBizMarkee@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They were (allegedly of course) real cuties

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

There was a user who used to post art that looked like this. I miss them. I think their instance must have blocked ours

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Real cute until they saw off your peepee

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Providing free trans healthcare

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Ouchie my junk!

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can’t understand this diagram. Somebody add a Saddam to it for me. And the tiny fan.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

The tiny Saddam was an Anomalocaris the whole time

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Big Candiruscared

edit: dammit