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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If someone asks you where you're from say "nowhere"

[–] lando55@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Don't worry about it."

This actually works for a lot of questions.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

“Don’t worry about it.”

That is a very different response to that question and one that could very well escalate the situation.

The correct answer is: "nowhere"

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

"brass city" as you spit near their shoes is good too!

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you're out walking late at night, having bigger dogs help. Ain't nobody gonna come up to me looking for trouble if they see me walking a couple big pit mixes.

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Look both ways before crossing...? Not sure what you mean

Edit: If you see something, no the fuck you didn't; snitches get stitches and wind up in ditches having shat their britches, or something like that.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 day ago

Don't stop or talk when people are trying to talk to you in a public place, especially if you're in a foreign country.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Throw them off their rhythm.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

If you really need a pee and can't somewhere to go, put your hand in a bowl of warm water.

[–] SparkleBooty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

If your arm falls asleep, put water on it it'll wake it up

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