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UBTECH Walker S2 - World’s First Mass Delivery of Humanoid Robots - YouTube (www.youtube.com)

submitted 4 days ago by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I'm not sure they could've made this anymore dystopian

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Are these things shielded against an EMP?

Asking for a friend...

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Please tell me this is AI generated

[–] Steve@communick.news 5 points 4 days ago

They know how I Robot this looks right?

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 3 days ago

Well, I’m preparing to betray human race if they are going to take over the world :)

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I'm sure they'll figure out how to make it even more dystopian soon.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Meh. Could have added rifles.

Or maybe a pistol caliber automatic thingy in the forearms.

Minigun on the shoulder?

That creepy face they used for the Japanese (?)humanoid robot…

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

Some of that footage felt directly out of a Doctor Who Cyberman episode.