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I'm not sure they could've made this anymore dystopian

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[–] Steve@communick.news 5 points 18 hours ago

They know how I Robot this looks right?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Meh. Could have added rifles.

Or maybe a pistol caliber automatic thingy in the forearms.

Minigun on the shoulder?

That creepy face they used for the Japanese (?)humanoid robot…

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I'm sure they'll figure out how to make it even more dystopian soon.

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago

Some of that footage felt directly out of a Doctor Who Cyberman episode.