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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

Light mode! oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Psssh, that’s nothing, check out this monster, dozens of strings, and in true djent fashion you can only chug the open strings:

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Something satisfying about the 3 hours ago comment having 3 upbears and the 11 hours ago comment having 11 upbears

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

That's not how you're supposed to string your chapman stick

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

You actually need all the other strings to get to the lowest string, then only play that open

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Ooooh imagine seinfeld music on this sucker

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

anything beyond 4 strings is overkill

[–] knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Imagine needing multiple strings

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

no strings attached 💅