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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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[–] korendian@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

That's poop from a butt.

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Like Mr. Hanky with a Looney Tunes close out.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Whipped frosting maybe wasn’t the best choice for the turdkey.

[–] GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Behold: The Fire Turd (what happens after forgetting that spicy food has a two-burn cycle)

Not to be confused for the Burning Bush (what happens when there may be an undiagnosed STI)

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

🎶Just bloody shit, oh just a bloody shit, he was just a bloody shit.🎶

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Turd on fire.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We need to know what all that sticker says...

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Make any day an ????". Can't quite make out that last bit

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 2 days ago

My money's on "Make any day an occasion"

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Renaissance Saint Turd

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

The only reason this is even a question is that there's no visible corn.

Turd.