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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
Finished checking out all the posts here? Also checkout !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca!
(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

Like Mr. Hanky with a Looney Tunes close out.
Whipped frosting maybe wasn’t the best choice for the turdkey.

Behold: The Fire Turd (what happens after forgetting that spicy food has a two-burn cycle)
Not to be confused for the Burning Bush (what happens when there may be an undiagnosed STI)
🎶Just bloody shit, oh just a bloody shit, he was just a bloody shit.🎶
Turd on fire.
We need to know what all that sticker says...
"Make any day an ????". Can't quite make out that last bit
Same..
My money's on "Make any day an occasion"
Renaissance Saint Turd
The only reason this is even a question is that there's no visible corn.
Turd.