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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Literally no one pays attention to that

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've had dudes come up and try to hit on my GF while I was standing right there due to this.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

I believe the correct term is, "big oof?" Am I using that correctly?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Only if the contrast is stark enough.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

And when it's clear you're a couple other men look at you with a "Fuck yeah bro!" face while others hit on her straight to your face.

[–] Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think they're looking at you buddy

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

hard to miss the neon cape

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

it's really more of a cloak now that i think about it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Unless there’s obvious signs of wealth or if you’re Pete Davidson.

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't find Pete Davidson funny or likeable, but I do think he is actually fairly attractive physically

[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, don't know the guy beyond repeatedly hearing that he scores out of his league. But I've always thought he seemed pretty physically attractive. I kinda suspect that straight guys just have very little sense of what actually makes a guy look hot.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I kinda suspect that straight guys just have very little sense of what actually makes a guy look hot.

ngl, until I read that part, I wondered if Pete Davidson had two alts on lemmy.

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I was to scared to ask, but I'll dare now. What is the snark about Davidson and his girlfriend(s)?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

The whole "big dick energy" was about Davidson. Who was he dating at the time? Ariana Grande maybe?

It's okay if you aren't chronically online. In fact, probably healthy.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago

Just look at him.

Then look at his list of girlfriends. Actresses and models (and a kardashian).

The man is consistently dating 10s and he’s a solid great personality.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ugly guy who pulls high-quality trim.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I had to look him up, saw a few pictures and definitely wouldn't call the guy ugly, until I saw some shirtless pictures... Now it's questionable.