First, is like a blank of this template. I feel like I'd get a lot of mileage out of it.
Second, Who cares? They're animals. They don't have souls.
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Since they're being compensated, ice cream there would almost be vegan...
I was going to say there's a pretty big racism metaphor going on but I guess predators are rarely milked
Not for milk, anyway. 😏
Vegan ice cream exists, unless you count coconuts as mammals (since they have hair and produce milk).
You can just make sorbet from fruits without causing harm to innocent coconuts.
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Behold, a mammal!
Coconuts produce water. Coconut milk is made by pureeing coconut meat and mixing it with cononut water.
Coconuts don't produce anything "milky" on their own. Coconut watet is clear.
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I have nipples, Judy. Can you milk me?
Continued at AO3.
"Michael here! Good question. Men can't be milked, or can they?"
Hucows exist so I bet there would probably be a bunch of cow cows that were into it, too.
me, googling that word...
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I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Can you just tell me so I dont have that search linked to me? Feels like its gona be weird
Human cows. Fetishising being milked and such.
Do you have to be a woman to sign up?
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(even with safe search off I can't find a screenshot of the ladies themselves)
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They only showed water ice. No ice cream. Which also exists in vegan form.
"We... We don't talk about it."
Humans duh
me, googling that word...
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I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Edit: meant to reply that to another comment. this is funnier now
Your cover is blown, Junior Agent Xorblorg! Return to the mothership IMMEDIATELY or risk being permanently marooned in this Nyarlathotep-forsaken solar system!
not another Nyarlathotep-foreskin solar system!!
If Abraham had scored that for his collection world history might have been very different.
please tell me you have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books you've written in a fugue state. because I want to read them
I have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books I've written in a fugue state. But you can't read them because they were in my socks when Jesus washed my feet and all the blue ink ran into the Danube. Though this did earlier inspire the Mongolian throat polka of the same name, so I'd call that a net positive for humanity.
Rofl and I thought you were going to have this response to every comment in this thread.
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And paid for by implied government subsidies even
The humans, of course. They are non-sapient in this universe.
Oh gahd that would be so nice, just grazing and getting milked regularly.... Ahh yeahhh the good life.
what carnists actually believe
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I don't get why anyone thinks it's weird for Zootopia people to drink cow's milk when we're already drinking tons of it IRL.
Hopefully Nick tbh
Cashew milk ain't bad. Looks gross in coffee though lol
Almond and oat milk is the way to go!
Soy is getting milked.
Probably humans but I don't think Peta was involved in the production so maybe not
The main big red one is clearly an ice block (aka popsicle, water ice).
There is an elephant scooping something creamy with their trunk, but there are dairy-free soft serves as well. They're called sorbet, and can be made from flavouring water, or from fruit puree.
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