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Maybe they have some dumb animals?
Like in Out Of Position book, hence this comment/part:
“I don’t give a crap what you do when you’re not here.” Coach dives right in. “Ladies, guys, livestock, whatever. What I care about is when it becomes a distraction that makes my job harder. Are you trying to make my job harder?”
“No, sir.” I dismiss the image conjured up by him saying “livestock.” “My agent issued that statement without my authorization.”
And yeah, they also eat meat.
The almonds
I hate that they shredded the male ones. Fucking disgusting.
How else do you propose getting the daily macipan on uour plate???
Lab^rador^
Tastes too watery in my opinion.
I actually like soy milk more, in fact more than normal milk.
Although that may depend on the brand, and I don't know what it does with ice cream.
Unfortunately, they soy milk stuff makes my mouth itchy, throat scratchy, and gives a bit of a funny feeling to my stomach, and flushing it down with water doesn't help.
Maybe I shouldn't..., meh. I already had to leave out most of fruit due to this. Ironically, no issues with pineapples and kiwis. I've heard someone say the pineapple core is just trash because it makes their tongue numb and is just hard anyway. I'll just chew it and the only drawback is having to floss afterwards.
I don't get why anyone thinks it's weird for Zootopia people to drink cow's milk when we're already drinking tons of it IRL.
The humans, of course. They are non-sapient in this universe.
Oh gahd that would be so nice, just grazing and getting milked regularly.... Ahh yeahhh the good life.
what carnists actually believe
Humans?
First, is like a blank of this template. I feel like I'd get a lot of mileage out of it.
Second, Who cares? They're animals. They don't have souls.
Cashew milk ain't bad. Looks gross in coffee though lol
Almond and oat milk is the way to go!
The main big red one is clearly an ice block (aka popsicle, water ice).
There is an elephant scooping something creamy with their trunk, but there are dairy-free soft serves as well. They're called sorbet, and can be made from flavouring water, or from fruit puree.
Since they're being compensated, ice cream there would almost be vegan...
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Vegan ice cream exists, unless you count coconuts as mammals (since they have hair and produce milk).
Coconuts produce water. Coconut milk is made by pureeing coconut meat and mixing it with cononut water.
Coconuts don't produce anything "milky" on their own. Coconut watet is clear.
I mean.... that's kinda a sliding scale. You can get coconut milk by just squeezing it out of coconut flesh, I've seen it done before. Saying coconuts don't produce milk is kinda like saying oranges don't produce juice.
Squeezing it out of coconut flesh?
I had to look this up. I found a video of some guy essentially shave the meat of a coconut and then twist the shavings in the hairs of the husk. He got like 1 tablespoon of "milk".
You can't really squeeze coconut meat without shredding it or using a hydrolic press. I'd wager the meat is just a tough sponge holding the water and it gets milky due to the meat breaking down when you squeeze or shred it.
It's like saying oranges produce pulp. Oranges produce juice but humans produce the pulp by shredding the remains of the inside of the orange.
Now I'm thinking about what it would be like to puree beef with cow's milk. I'm sure the steak shake already exists somewhere in the States.
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I have nipples, Judy. Can you milk me?
"Michael here! Good question. Men can't be milked, or can they?"
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I mean... a job is a job.
A job where you are milked sounds draining
get out.
Hucows exist so I bet there would probably be a bunch of cow cows that were into it, too.
me, googling that word...
sighs
I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
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(even with safe search off I can't find a screenshot of the ladies themselves)
Dear god. What movie is this?
Mad Max: Fury Road
Very much recommended even if you're not a fan of action movies. The dystopian aesthetics, raising internal combustion engines and everything related to them to a religion, the blind and harnessed guitarist providing most of the soundtrack, the language (Witness Me!)...
Mad max? I don't know, the info is from my ass.
I think your ass is right
Mad Max: Fury Road
One of the better action movies of the modern era
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