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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your cover is blown, Junior Agent Xorblorg! Return to the mothership IMMEDIATELY or risk being permanently marooned in this Nyarlathotep-forsaken solar system!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

not another Nyarlathotep-foreskin solar system!!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If Abraham had scored that for his collection world history might have been very different.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

please tell me you have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books you've written in a fugue state. because I want to read them

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

I have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books I've written in a fugue state. But you can't read them because they were in my socks when Jesus washed my feet and all the blue ink ran into the Danube. Though this did earlier inspire the Mongolian throat polka of the same name, so I'd call that a net positive for humanity.