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[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 135 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is this how I find out Dick Cheney is dead??

Why yes it is! :D

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

As eminem said, "Fuck you Dick Cheney"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought Cheney died years ago because I keep confusing him with John McCain.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How TF do you confuse those two?

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depending on OPs age, they may have just been old ass white repubs in their mind.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'd say Cheney is in the top five in history.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He hadn't had a heartbeat since like '11, and before that, questionable.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, the guy he shot apologized to him afterwards, so that makes it, I dunno... better? Worse?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 23 points 1 month ago

Worse, definitely much worse.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

sorry my face got on the way of your shells

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

I have done this sort of apology many times in Helldivers.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pretty sure Hitler shot a guy in the face once as well

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

He honestly did the world a big favor.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also killed his own dog -- which is apparently a popular fascist activity.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It wasn't even for mercy, like his dog wasn't injured or anything, he did it to test the suicide pills.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Dick’s defense, the guy looked like a quail.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dan was out there hiding in the reeds

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It’s 2025, and we’re still making fun of Dan Quayle. 😄

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

"Reagan proved that deficits don't matter." - fiscal conservative Dick Cheney

[–] Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The family guy cutaway with him as a Walmart greeter lives rent free in my head.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine how much you could make if you charged it rent.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

'Bout three fiddy?

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

He even got the guy he shot to apologize to him.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Was just commenting last night on the shooting!

In that sort of hunting you are expected to stay low. When the birds are flushed the designated shooter swings and shoots. His lawyer buddy popped up when he should not have so it was indeed his fault.