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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

He even got the guy he shot to apologize to him.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 134 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is this how I find out Dick Cheney is dead??

Why yes it is! :D

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

As eminem said, "Fuck you Dick Cheney"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought Cheney died years ago because I keep confusing him with John McCain.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How TF do you confuse those two?

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depending on OPs age, they may have just been old ass white repubs in their mind.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'd say Cheney is in the top five in history.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He hadn't had a heartbeat since like '11, and before that, questionable.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, the guy he shot apologized to him afterwards, so that makes it, I dunno... better? Worse?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 23 points 1 week ago

Worse, definitely much worse.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

sorry my face got on the way of your shells

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

I have done this sort of apology many times in Helldivers.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pretty sure Hitler shot a guy in the face once as well

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

He honestly did the world a big favor.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also killed his own dog -- which is apparently a popular fascist activity.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It wasn't even for mercy, like his dog wasn't injured or anything, he did it to test the suicide pills.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In Dick’s defense, the guy looked like a quail.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dan was out there hiding in the reeds

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It’s 2025, and we’re still making fun of Dan Quayle. 😄

"Reagan proved that deficits don't matter." - fiscal conservative Dick Cheney

[–] Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The family guy cutaway with him as a Walmart greeter lives rent free in my head.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine how much you could make if you charged it rent.

'Bout three fiddy?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Was just commenting last night on the shooting!

In that sort of hunting you are expected to stay low. When the birds are flushed the designated shooter swings and shoots. His lawyer buddy popped up when he should not have so it was indeed his fault.