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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 135 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is this how I find out Dick Cheney is dead??

Why yes it is! :D

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

As eminem said, "Fuck you Dick Cheney"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought Cheney died years ago because I keep confusing him with John McCain.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How TF do you confuse those two?

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Depending on OPs age, they may have just been old ass white repubs in their mind.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I'd say Cheney is in the top five in history.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He hadn't had a heartbeat since like '11, and before that, questionable.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well, the guy he shot apologized to him afterwards, so that makes it, I dunno... better? Worse?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 23 points 5 months ago

Worse, definitely much worse.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

sorry my face got on the way of your shells

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 months ago

I have done this sort of apology many times in Helldivers.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure Hitler shot a guy in the face once as well

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

He honestly did the world a big favor.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also killed his own dog -- which is apparently a popular fascist activity.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

It wasn't even for mercy, like his dog wasn't injured or anything, he did it to test the suicide pills.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In Dick’s defense, the guy looked like a quail.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dan was out there hiding in the reeds

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It’s 2025, and we’re still making fun of Dan Quayle. 😄

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

"Reagan proved that deficits don't matter." - fiscal conservative Dick Cheney

[–] Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The family guy cutaway with him as a Walmart greeter lives rent free in my head.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imagine how much you could make if you charged it rent.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

'Bout three fiddy?

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

He even got the guy he shot to apologize to him.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Was just commenting last night on the shooting!

In that sort of hunting you are expected to stay low. When the birds are flushed the designated shooter swings and shoots. His lawyer buddy popped up when he should not have so it was indeed his fault.