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Bro is fuckin done (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 86 points 11 months ago

My favorite tall joke came from a show in the seventies called Make Me Laugh.

It pitted a contestant who would try not to laugh against a comedian.

The contestant was this tall guy.

Comedian: Wow. You're tall. Is there really a god?

Contestant lost immediately.

[-] AFLYINTOASTER@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I couldn't find the video, do you have a link? I feel like delivery makes a good joke great.

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

That's a needle in a haystack search right there. It's just one of those things I remember seeing on TV from when I was six. I was six quite some time ago.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago

As a fellow giant:

Yes, I will get that thing in the shelf you can't reach.

No, I will not stop putting things on the shelf you can't reach.

Also:

Why the fuck are these counters so low!

[-] Fogle@lemmy.ca 29 points 11 months ago

As a normal almost 6 foot human:

Fuck these counters are low

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

You don’t need to be 6 foot tall to know that most showerheads are placed at dwarves height and leaning in a shower isn’t comfortable. Also, fuck my dad’s shower that is both low and small area. I had to open the door to rinse my head.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

I used to be self conscious about my height as a teen (5'6" man now). These days I've come to love my height. It feels like everything was built just for me. I fit in everything perfectly, except your mom.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I’m 5’11” and used to have to kneel to shower at my old place

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

As a short af human that's 4'11:

Fuck these counters are perfect.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

As a short dude. These counters are great!

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Depending on how you define "almost" 6 feet tall, you might be taller than normal. The average American man is like 5'9", and each inch above that gets less and less common

[-] xintrik@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

As another barely under 6ft human, why are the counters at nut bruising height?

[-] DNOS@reddthat.com 10 points 11 months ago

You guys have never experienced the low hanging halogen bulb glass chandelier ... The amount of times I have burned my ears simply can't be counted ...

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago

How short are you?

What's your shoe size?

Is your dick big?

What is the diameter of the sun in comparison to the equation of an ant?

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Red.......no Blue......ahhhhhhhh!

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Those answers are on the other side.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

What kind of ant? We talking bull, black, fire?

[-] brothershamus@kbin.social 35 points 11 months ago

Clearly the man has suffered serious traumas. He's a friggin' eagles fan fercrissakes. That can't be good.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Do your superstitions

Also, Dee is a bird

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 months ago
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Looks something like this

[-] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

By the door.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 7 points 11 months ago

Biff singing “Stop Asking Me The Questions” vibe

[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

I need to make copies of this exactly and hand them out when asked the same question. I'm 5'5.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah I have some friends around that height. Might need to show them this, they’d like these.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Fair enough.

[-] 108@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

Tom Wilson does something like this as well

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