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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 153 points 5 months ago (4 children)

So after all of that, Trump had a stock toilet from the Home Depot installed? That's actually a perfect representation of everything Trump.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 78 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Step 1: Marble

Step 2: Gilded shit

Step 3: Whatever, done.

The genius of Trump's classy design taste.

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[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think that's a Toto Vespin ii, which is admittedly a nice toilet, but yes, definitely just off the shelf of a Home Depot

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 months ago

That's on brand for USA. They don't call it a "third world country with a gucci belt" for nothing.

[–] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

It’s so on-brand, it hurts.

[–] cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world 74 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The toilet's right next to a low window...

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I know nothing about this but I wasn't under the impression that those special, "named" facilities ~~with gold stucco dragons around their portraits~~ in the WH were meant for actual usage by humans? More like museum pieces, maybe?

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

Well it's ruined in both regards. It's unusable and it looks lile trash now.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

We can see him literally shit on the white house instead of figuratively now.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 months ago

yeah, trump is full of shit entering the bathroom and still full of shit after

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

Very common in the Middle East.

Keep his left hand cleaner.

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[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The US is still too backward for bidets even when trying to be classy/tacky AF.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I gotta say, a cheap screw in bidet has been an ABSOLUTE game changer...it's amazing

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I understand screwing in the shower, but how do you screw in a bidet?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well first, you have to take your socks off

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

And expose my piggies!?

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also it's way too close to that window considering the relative height. Everyone in the garden is going to get to watch you wipe your ass

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

Dictator Chic.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 28 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Sorry, but they really named a bathroom after Lincoln? I'm not sure how much of an honor that is tbh.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's where you drop off your Lincoln Logs.

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

I came here to make this joke. It's impossible to have an original idea on the internet. Kudos to you for beating me to it sir!

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 months ago

They named a bedroom after Lincoln, and as far as I know it has an attached bathroom.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 14 points 5 months ago

More like lincolon

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

This quote could be placed there on the wall in more than one sense:

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It looks tacky, nonce has no taste.

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[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Seems like trump is doing a lot of remodelling for a house he will only be in for 3 more years, unless…

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hate gold soo much and even before he was president this dude just shoved it everywhere. Its soooo ugly of a color. It like urine.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Gold look good in many places.

Except bathrooms and white/light fornitures

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 10 points 5 months ago

Hmmm do like it on my electronics. 🤤

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

And anywhere grifters think it looks good. They have the absolute WORST sense of design.

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[–] marighost@piefed.social 18 points 5 months ago

Shame he won't even use the damn thing. He'll just continue using his diapers.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I bet that floor is slippery as hell when it gets wet.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Aw come on, guy. What do you mean?

Trump in bed with Satan

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 16 points 5 months ago

You know what I love in a bathroom? all my stuff on display on the wall and shit fucking lighting, great work ding dongs

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Damn..Graceland isn't even THAT tacky and Elvis has carpet on his walls.

Both the wall and floor looks like someone played The Sims 3 and repeat same pattern for everything inside one room

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Trump will piss all over everything he can, just like a dog until he is removed from life or power.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Can someone make a doom mod out of this bathroom?

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