Canada

More than 5!

There's always more than one but the others are busy chasing clients to put them into debt without their knowledge.

That's how I got one of their outrageously high interest MasterCard. They approach clients in the aisle, ask if they would like to save on their purchases, then ask a few personal questions, and and tell you that you're approved!

The moment you realize they are making a credit card request on your behalf, it's already too late. They told me I could just cancel the card afterwards.

I really despise how they are trying very hard to put their clients into debt.

Nah them prics is there. They just gotten so good at hiding in plain sight that you never see them. It's actually quite the feat to stock the shelves and not be seen at the same time. Plus you got the credit card hounds chasing you around the store. So it goes two ways. Is that an employee or is that the weeping mastercard angel? Better stay away. Or if you make eye contact with them, you moving too damn fast trough the isles to ask for help if you even do see someone.

Now home hardware, on the other hand, is like playing minesweeper where every damn tile is a mine. You can't walk a meter in any direction with out someone dead stare into your eyes asking if you need any help? You beter know what fuck you came in here for son. Half the time, the panic sets in and now you buying shit you don't need like door mats or fuses when you came in for a damn Robertson bit.

But they could do that without this:

Middle management blows their load over an employee that can't be sexually harassed and always tells you that you're right.

Hit the gym.