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Do you have enough roughage in your diet? Is your silage keeping you regular

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[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Roughage against the machine

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm eating roughage optic cable

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Get those packets moving

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

You in north Virginia? Because that would explain a lot.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Back in my day we didn't have "fibre". We had roughage, until it got banned by woke.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I didn't see Metamucil until I had shot a man. We used to eat raw porridge to break fast and chewed on sedge between meals

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I'm still waiting for them to install roughage in my area.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Cerebral haemorroughage

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Those are smoothage.

[–] CharlieTheOctopus@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Erm akshually roughage and fiber refer to different things, a cow eating fresh grass is eating fiber but not necessarily roughage nerd

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Out in the field eating my bowl of All Bran™ and VitaSoy™

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I have a gigabit roughage connection.

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought roughage is insoluble fiber and fibre is "dietary" (soluble) fiber. Both are good, important, and they are not interchangeable.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I also believe this is correct, but this is also bad posting so I ignored that distinction for the joke because roughage sounds so old timey whereas fibre sounds more technical/clinical to me

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some cars have a roughage body and when you ask them about it they say more silage than you can regular pal smuglord

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I get 200 furlongs/1 bowl of tasty wheat I'd say that's good for fuel efficiency