Im at the roughage of 69
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Roughage against the machine
I'm eating roughage optic cable
Get those packets moving
You in north Virginia? Because that would explain a lot.
Back in my day we didn't have "fibre". We had roughage, until it got banned by woke.
I didn't see Metamucil until I had shot a man. We used to eat raw porridge to break fast and chewed on sedge between meals
Roughage to the home
I'm still waiting for them to install roughage in my area.
Do microplastics count?
Yeah it's brain roughage
Cerebral haemorroughage
Those are smoothage.
Erm akshually roughage and fiber refer to different things, a cow eating fresh grass is eating fiber but not necessarily roughage 
Out in the field eating my bowl of All Bran™ and VitaSoy™
I have a gigabit roughage connection.
I thought roughage is insoluble fiber and fibre is "dietary" (soluble) fiber. Both are good, important, and they are not interchangeable.
I also believe this is correct, but this is also bad posting so I ignored that distinction for the joke because roughage sounds so old timey whereas fibre sounds more technical/clinical to me
Some cars have a roughage body and when you ask them about it they say more silage than you can regular pal 
I get 200 furlongs/1 bowl of tasty wheat I'd say that's good for fuel efficiency