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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 50 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The dusky sharks tend to linger even into the winter, as the locals tend to both feed them and provide ample waste for them to munch on when prey is sparse.

It’s not uncommon for the sharks to approach divers in search of snacks. An increasingly competitive food environment could’ve pushed the shiver that attacked Tzach to grow frustrated if he didn’t offer any handouts, scientists wrote.

amerikkka isntrael

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago

Stingy fucker forgot to pay his shark tax

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

In other places there are dive companies that have their customers hand feed dangerous sharks like tiger sharks. It's crazy but the companies like it because it gets them a lot more money. And there's no shortage of customers who lack common sense.

Shark: "Snacks pls"

Isn'treali: "Lift yourself by your, uh, bootstraps, fish"

Shark: chomp

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

finally, some good fucking news

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

thought to be harmless

what's the harm

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

We thought it was only harmless, turns out it's actively helpful!

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

it's a typo. it's actually haramless.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago

The headline again:

BREAKING: WOKE sleeper agent shark allegedly downs IDF terrorist

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He thought the sharks were Hamasless. He thought wrong. sicko-orca

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

inshallah God works in mysterious ways.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I thought this happened before and we got a slammer post out of it

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Good things come in pairs

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah could be the same guy, it said it happened in April but there's some new articles about it the past few days.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sweet Poseidon, sweet Poseidon, send your child unto me, for the sins of the yatch owners and Zionists must be baptized in blood and fear

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm trying to place where I heard this. Is it Skyrim in the dark brotherhood quest?

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, it's the Black Sacrament from Elder Scrolls

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

sharks are hamas

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

Shark species still hasn't caused any harm

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

full support to comrade hamas shark

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago

I nominate Comrade Shark for General Secretary of Hexbear

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

and he tried in vain to push the advancing predators away with his GoPro stick.

Fuck this line bangs

[–] musicpostingonly@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Lady Gaga's new hit song GoPro Stick

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago
[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

Hope the shark doesn't have indigestion or something

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He tried giving the 3,000 years old argument and the shark gave the most reasonable response

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sharks were there first, 450 million years ago.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

somehow, Israel will justify this as a reason they should violate the ceasefire

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

bro said “i aint a killer but don’t push me”

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

“to the sea”

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Poor shark, no one should have to eat something so nasty sicko-tear

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Antisemitic sharks need to be stopped

[–] bigpharmasutra@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Came for the 'sharks are hamas' jokes. Wasn't disappointed.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] KrasMazov@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

Sharks and Orcas proving to be some of the coolest creatures in existence zoidberg saluting 1

[–] Leegh@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like this is a good analogy to how Israelis live off stolen land they thought to be inconsequential and harmless in doing.

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"the shark is being antibacterial" - Eve Shartlow