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[–] KrasMazov@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 days ago

Three days ago I didn't know who this imperialist scum was, and now I can't believe the amount of people falling for this bs lmao. When I learned about nazism in school, nazi symbols where never talked about or addressed other than the swastika, but even I, a random brasilian, learned about this shit years later way before I became a communist or a leftist for the matter, there is no way this fucker didn't know about it.

[–] Kallestar@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He has other tattoos. You're telling me that the Totenkopf wasn't addressed by any of the artists he has worked with since he got it? Or are you telling me the Totenkopf is his most recent tattoo (from 2007)? Or are you telling me he has (un)knowingly/"accidentally" worked exclusively with Nazi/Neo Nazi tattoo artists who wouldn't lose their shit seeing one of the most recognizable Nazi symbols right on his chest. It's pretty fucking hard for me to really believe he didn't know what it was for the last 18 fucking years, and who-knows-how-many tattoo parlors since then who also didn't tell him, or offer a coverup.

I'm not even touching the Blackwater in 2018 shit. That's fucking inexcusable.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 4 days ago

My dear sweet apolitical US troops did nothing wrong, they just adopt these tatoos because they look cool amirite

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

He regrets getting that tattoo. It makes his second Nazi tattoo redundant

[–] zdhzm2pgp@lemmy.ml 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

He should do a photo op where he gets the skull removed and has a hammer and sickle tattooed there instead.

EDIT: Ok, looks like he went with a Celtic doggie-knot thingie instead.

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 4 points 2 days ago

Amid the frenzy, another Democratic candidate released his own shirtless photo to show off his arm tattoo of former President Barack Obama’s presidential campaign logo.

Reality continues to be stupider than fiction...

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

He should do a photo op where he gets the skull removed

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

don't hold your breath; he's already pleaded insincerity about his old reddit comments where he'd called himself a communist.

it might be more like thisscreenshot of tweet from Patrick @dramaticirony: "not getting your ss totenkopf tattoo removed before your primary campaign because you might still need it for the general"

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 14 points 4 days ago

I really hate how I can't immediately and unequivocably dismiss this as a joke. Sign of the times, I guess.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

It’s not the first controversy faced by Platner’s campaign. CNN first reported on Friday a series of Reddit posts made by Platner between 2013 and 2021 — and deleted before his campaign — in which he called himself a “communist,” referred to law enforcement officers as “bastards” and downplayed the severity sexual assault reports.

one thing is not like the others

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

does he even have a snowballs chance?

[–] Thesilverpig@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Yes, that's why Schumer and his media allies and flinging so much shit against him.