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[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

China, after stealing american soldier DNA, has engineered the perfect coward.

xi-lib-tears

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

I guess they were looking to leapfrog the rest of the world and doing war crimes.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

China is raiding IDF sperms banks in order to destroy western civilization

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

China has officially decided they are "too far ahead", adopts policy of slowed advancement by cumjacking yankees

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No! Our superior genes! What advantage will we have now??

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

I mean, they can have my perfect communist DNA

I'm not doing anything with it right now

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

And of course, they could never create super soldiers without our perfect burger DNA

[–] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

deny them your essence!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I've dealt with American Genome soldiers playing MGS1, China shouldn't have much difficulty doing better.

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what the fuck is the context???

no like I'm actually curious how the hell this works, do the chinese just like take American essence when they visit?? Do they have spies around the americas to send back to china??

[–] SnakeEyes@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Perfidious Chinese company that tests for diseases in utero is actually using their technology to harvest your superior genes, also every aspect of technology is evil because a Chinese person may have touched it and you could be influenced by it

[–] basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

So they want to make Sedentary Soldiers then? They will be able to use our genes to create the perfect civilization of Wall-E people! They must be stopped at all cost!

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, entire Asia references were limited to one single legion. Yes i know we have 1000 chapters now so you can have one or two more, as a treat. For example Carcharodons, Polynesian coded, uh, second most brutal chapter in entire Imperium?

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

They had the opportunity to introduce the Iron Shades as the definitive Japanese chapter, with their Yakuza tattoos and Salamander-like attitude towards civilians, even their home planet is literally just Ninja World

But their characterization is buried in a couple novels where they're not the main characters, so casual fans will never discover them except by accident

[–] gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 2 months ago

...There is no way that headline is real, right?

Holy crap, it is real.