Can I get a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster instead?
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*Wrapping a slice of lemon around a gold brick.
Ready?
On second thought maybe a djinn ‘n onyx
If I was in charge of the marketing division of the Turning Point Brew Co, I'd be going for things like Changed my Mind Pale Ale, Bolt Action Lager or Sweet Necktar Red Ale.
Changed my Mind Pale Ale
I suggest the "Prove Me Wrong — Pale Ale". Or if you wanna be punny, "Brew Me Wrong"?
If I take the fish out of my ear, does that make me immune?
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective.