The Iranians were right that Spongebob is an American hero.
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2025
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In my dreams SpongeBob and Patrick just rape me. They never talk and their mouths don't move at all.
Security guard seriously? WTF is wrong with anon? He could have been anything: clarinet player, hamburger chef, underwater squirrel!
Seems like a logical occupation when being a bodybuilder / powerlifter. If you look like a meat mountain might as well get paid for it
How about object of desire
Sex work just doesnt exist in your world?
... Are you suggesting the most logical occupation for a powerlifter would be a, presumably, gay manwhore?
Because i think there are quite a few stops before that.
Gay would be cooler, and there are a lot of kinds od sex work, but, like, there's a range.
Naps are powerful
Puts new meaning to the term, "power nap".
I suppose Spongebob just forgot to tell you to not to be a goon for the parasite class.
My dude, that Spongebob was you