this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025
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[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 59 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I see the problem here. The clock is too big. It does say “small clock.”

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They should have added a scale for clarification

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

A banana for scale

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago

Your honor, my client fulfilled the request as ordered and this case should be dismissed!

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 5 days ago

They could have easily specified that it's supposed to be an analog clock but didn't.

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

This is war. They will lose.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Kid's going to be a programmer.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

They are the best kind of correct.