...but missed hitting the dick, because of his armor. Bosses gonna boss
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Real footage of Boba Fett on the training ground
This is the way
I missed this scene in the Chernobyl series. .
IIRC that scene is from Reno 911
No, you’re thinking of Naked Gun in the testing lab.
Oh I thought that was the time Dangle and Swarden were testing out a new bullet proof something or other. Thought it was a codpiece, but it may have been a vest when they did it.
(I was continuing the joke; the screenshot is really from the movie Super Troopers)
Or he's been hit there before and then added the armor, and then got his dick targeted again
He's a clone, right? Does he even have one?
He's an unaltered clone, just a younger duplicate of Jango.
Ah, gotcha.
Did the clones not have genitals?
The clones for the clone army weren't meant to breed, but I don't know if that means they didn't have wedding tackle, tbh.
They probably have the organs, since testosterone is mighty useful in a soldier. Whether they are mostly sterile is a whole other question, but probably not, since we see a CT with his own kids in the CW episode "Deserter'
He's an unmodified clone, so presumably he has one
Roger roger!
On top of that, is the largest single scar on his Vescar armor, even looking like an actual crater. Someone didn't just shoot him on the dick, they scored a cock shot with a canon and he walked away.
Well maybe that one hole in his breastplate is bigger, but I stand by it that cannon cock shot is canon.
He was trying to hit the exhaust port on the back, but the womprat got in the way
BUTTERS!
Pervert Sniper: Good luck fighting without your peepee Boba.
It was prob IG-88
Lol, that was amazing.
Also someone had a stockpile of penises & no better use.
This is the deep canon I'm here for. Bless you.
Dent to the helmet, dent to the cup: 2 head shots blocked!
Maybe he just tried to smash and forgot to take it off.
This is the way.
that dent in his helmet is from when another bounty hunter shot him with a very powerful pistol