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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 10 points 5 months ago

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. So this time, I called my cousin Kayleigh. Kayleigh is not a doctor, but she knows more about health care than anyone I know. Ten years ago, she cured her lactose intolerance by mommy-blogging, and now she and her husband have a podcast about it.

I told Kayleigh that, despite what everyone was telling me, I still had a powerful maternal instinct that jumping on the bed was the right thing for my monkeys to do.

“I totally get it,” she said. “It’s like Derek and I always say on the podcast, ‘Whatever you think is true is probably right.’”

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

That's pretty good

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Definitely worth actually reading, very funny

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 1 points 5 months ago

It is my children's Constitutional right to risk serious injury, illness, or death, and I will not stand idly by while the woke activist government decrees that they cannot do as their concussed little spirit desires just because some DEI scientist proved it was incredibly dangerous.