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I’m a MAHA Mom, and Here’s Why I Won’t Stop My Monkeys from Jumping on the Bed—No Matter What the Doctor Says - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 1 points 5 months ago

It is my children's Constitutional right to risk serious injury, illness, or death, and I will not stand idly by while the woke activist government decrees that they cannot do as their concussed little spirit desires just because some DEI scientist proved it was incredibly dangerous.