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It's real low hanging fruit
difficult pifficult lemon squifficult
It should be a triangular scale including..
- Orange times orange crimes
I wanted Orange but it game me lemon-lime.
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Wait, so when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. It means if life is super easy for you, then...?
Make margaritas? 🤷
Make limoncello
Grapefruit and orange need to be in there somewhere
Um excuse me, its "difficult difficult lemon difficult".
I’ve been feeling more stressed depressed lemon zest lately, myself.
Challenging grapefruit, such a brute.
Orange difficulty, proceed mystically.
Medium pomelo, nice and mellow.
Tormenting tangerine, hurts real mean.
bingo bango bongo bish bash bosh