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The citrus scale of difficulty (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 5 days ago by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

It's real low hanging fruit

[–] JustinTheGM@ttrpg.network 3 points 5 days ago

difficult pifficult lemon squifficult

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

It should be a triangular scale including..

  • Orange times orange crimes
[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

You're missing the full reblog chain

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wanted Orange but it game me lemon-lime.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

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[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wait, so when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. It means if life is super easy for you, then...?

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Make limoncello

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Make margaritas? 🤷

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Um excuse me, its "difficult difficult lemon difficult".

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Grapefruit and orange need to be in there somewhere

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Challenging grapefruit, such a brute.

Orange difficulty, proceed mystically.

Medium pomelo, nice and mellow.

Tormenting tangerine, hurts real mean.

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 3 points 5 days ago

I’ve been feeling more stressed depressed lemon zest lately, myself.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 points 5 days ago

bingo bango bongo bish bash bosh