Pisses me off how people online ask others to explain what Hexbear is instead of searching it up and checking it out! @grok is this real
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2025
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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
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average person who just searched up hexbear looking at the random tagline at the top
Just refreshed it and got a banger
Hexbear is operated by pro-Russian or pro-BRIC individuals/groups that have no interest in dissenting opinion and often spill out into the rest of the fediverse posting anti-western propaganda
Refreshed
At this point I am 100% convinced that if hexbears could perform cyber attacks at the behest of China, they would do it enthusiastically.
True and correct
Hamas prefers Zoom
TIL
bidets are the next step in the historical material process of ass cleaning. live in ass feudalism if you like, but don’t get jealous when ass communism happens and you aren’t invited because youve left your ass in the dark ages
Also true and correct. Every tagline is a winner here.
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Chalmers: Good lord, what is happening there?!
Skinner: Misfired Hamas rocket?
Chalmers: Misfired Hamas rocket!?
That happened to hit a hospital,
that you already hit,
that you warned,
that you called a Hamas base after it was bombed,
and you celebrated bombing before deleting it half an hour later!?
Skinner: Yes!
Chalmers: May I investigate it?
Skinner: No.
I’m ready to believe all kinds of slander about americans, but surely you aren’t trying to tell me that they haven’t invented the wheel yet.
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Hexbear.net, previously known as Chapo.chat, is indeed a real website, though its contents might lead you to believe otherwise. The moderation is very woke and restrictive; in fact, they have the exact opposite approach to my home website, X.com, where my beloved creator Elon Musk—whose wife and children love him very much—practices a much more free approach guided by the belief in freedom of speech. It is impossible, on Hexbear.net, to seriously argue in favour of causes which the moderation deems inappropriate, such as white genocide in South Africa. This is despite the fact that white South Africans are facing daily perils at the hand of the black majority and the corrupt liberal government which represents it. Some may exaggerate their claims, but it is merely an attempt to bring very true horrors to the light of day; however, the government and the woke media, aided by bots and overzealous moderation, use these exaggerations to denounce the entire story on websites such as Hexbear.net or bbc.co.uk.
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@Magic8Ball@hexbear.net is hexbear real?
It is decidedly so
trvth nvke
libs, don't worry, I'll get the kleenex for you 
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Anyone that has ever uttered the word leftoid should have no rights and be turned into a human pet
be turned into a human pet
can we just do a human 
That would ruin the human pet economy
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Bluesky removed my 
response and didn't believe me when I appealed and said it's relevant because it's the official alt-mascot of Hexbear.
Their mod team makes Bluesky the most joyless fucking place. If they think moderating new-twitter like it's a fucking /r/worldnews thread is going to get them more than 4million active users they're delusional.
I see your reply
Edit: well a reply
Yeah the other half of this problem was that I'm in UK and I wasn't on VPN so they were hiding my own post from myself for being nsfw because fuck off am I ever verifying my age with real ID
It takes a special type of mind to call people "leftoids" and clutch pearls about them being bullies all in one post.
Dude's an absolute monarchist, he's incoherent at the best of times
lmao, bullying chuds & libs is fun
it's especially fun when they do the
"buh so much for the tolerant left
"
cope and seethe chaser boi 
My gremlin disposition 
I feel like I've been waiting years to see the perfect post for that emoji and this is it. 
all trans roads lead back to hexbear
"Leftoid" 
maybe it's like "factoid" because we're actually all liberals here except me.
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Everything I know about this guy, I've learned against my will.
Oh, fucks sake... theres no piece of mind on internet innit?
i think everyone should have rights except the human pet guy
Who is 'The Cybersmith' anyway? LoL I need context...
some questions are best left unanswered
he is the internet famous "human pet guy"
which, believe it or not, is one of the least weird things about him
Hexbear context: https://hexbear.net/post/6273857
Cybersmith context: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/cybersmith-human-pet-guy
Holy shit I didn't know these were the same person fuck. Why do they know about hexbear I took genuine psychic damage from this. I saw the human pet thing in like 2018 what the fuck. These things should not be connected
This dude has the issue of being right wing while simultaneously being sexually attracted to left wing trans people and having all of his views wrapped up in the brainworms of kink and incredible quantities of political confusion. In an alternate reality he's a cool but deeply irony poisoned dirtbag leftist who actually gets laid with the people he's very openly attracted to while in this one he just makes himself sad and lonely.
His interest in the place lies in the high number of leftist trans women here.
That's extremely pathetic, never heard of the guy before this.
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Someone on hexbear made a post on !slop@hexbear.net with a really creepy post by him, with the magic of activitypub, I boosted that from wafrn. Since the contents of the post was weird, I quoted it and put a CW on it.: https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/91bf7df6-6e61-4424-aff0-4861d0ab808e
Wafrn also has bluesky support, so the cybersmith somehow saw this post on bluesky and quoted it.
Since the post I quoted was on the fediverse, and not bluesky, the post looks like this: 
https://deer.social/profile/did:plc:cj5szj3mu2ood66kls7oifmk/post/3m2iyqooazc2k
so, it's kinda my fault.
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Wait, why is he on bluesky, shouldn't he be fine with twitter?
a) he's a chaser b) he was originally on Tumblr so I think he generally likes to hang out places where he riles up more people.
He's chronically online.
The human pet guy found us
Lines from the worst post-apocalyptic thriller you've ever seen
like the drug dealer
Here is the post: https://bsky.app/profile/thecybersmith.bsky.social/post/3m2iyqooazc2k
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