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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pisses me off how people online ask others to explain what Hexbear is instead of searching it up and checking it out! @grok is this real

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hexbear.net, previously known as Chapo.chat, is indeed a real website, though its contents might lead you to believe otherwise. The moderation is very woke and restrictive; in fact, they have the exact opposite approach to my home website, X.com, where my beloved creator Elon Musk—whose wife and children love him very much—practices a much more free approach guided by the belief in freedom of speech. It is impossible, on Hexbear.net, to seriously argue in favour of causes which the moderation deems inappropriate, such as white genocide in South Africa. This is despite the fact that white South Africans are facing daily perils at the hand of the black majority and the corrupt liberal government which represents it. Some may exaggerate their claims, but it is merely an attempt to bring very true horrors to the light of day; however, the government and the woke media, aided by bots and overzealous moderation, use these exaggerations to denounce the entire story on websites such as Hexbear.net or bbc.co.uk.

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[–] Edie@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)
[–] Magic8Ball@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

trvth nvke

libs, don't worry, I'll get the kleenex for you smuglord

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Anyone that has ever uttered the word leftoid should have no rights and be turned into a human pet

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

be turned into a human pet

can we just do a human barbara-pit

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

That would ruin the human pet economy

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bluesky removed my PIGPOOPBALLS response and didn't believe me when I appealed and said it's relevant because it's the official alt-mascot of Hexbear.

Their mod team makes Bluesky the most joyless fucking place. If they think moderating new-twitter like it's a fucking /r/worldnews thread is going to get them more than 4million active users they're delusional.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I use wafrn (alt bluesky software/server) so I see it

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I see your reply

Edit: well a reply

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah the other half of this problem was that I'm in UK and I wasn't on VPN so they were hiding my own post from myself for being nsfw because fuck off am I ever verifying my age with real ID

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It takes a special type of mind to call people "leftoids" and clutch pearls about them being bullies all in one post.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Dude's an absolute monarchist, he's incoherent at the best of times

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

lmao, bullying chuds & libs is fun

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

it's especially fun when they do the

"buh so much for the tolerant left rage-cry "

cope and seethe chaser boi bridget-pride-stay-mad

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

I feel like I've been waiting years to see the perfect post for that emoji and this is it. Care-Comrade

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

all trans roads lead back to hexbear bridget-pride-stay-mad

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

maybe it's like "factoid" because we're actually all liberals here except me.

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[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Everything I know about this guy, I've learned against my will.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i feel even less informed after reading that, lmao

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[–] hedd616@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh, fucks sake... theres no piece of mind on internet innit?

[–] shath@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

i think everyone should have rights except the human pet guy

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Who is 'The Cybersmith' anyway? LoL I need context...

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

some questions are best left unanswered

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 2 months ago

he is the internet famous "human pet guy"
which, believe it or not, is one of the least weird things about him

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Holy shit I didn't know these were the same person fuck. Why do they know about hexbear I took genuine psychic damage from this. I saw the human pet thing in like 2018 what the fuck. These things should not be connected

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

This dude has the issue of being right wing while simultaneously being sexually attracted to left wing trans people and having all of his views wrapped up in the brainworms of kink and incredible quantities of political confusion. In an alternate reality he's a cool but deeply irony poisoned dirtbag leftist who actually gets laid with the people he's very openly attracted to while in this one he just makes himself sad and lonely.

His interest in the place lies in the high number of leftist trans women here.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

That's extremely pathetic, never heard of the guy before this.

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[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

Someone on hexbear made a post on !slop@hexbear.net with a really creepy post by him, with the magic of activitypub, I boosted that from wafrn. Since the contents of the post was weird, I quoted it and put a CW on it.: https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/91bf7df6-6e61-4424-aff0-4861d0ab808e

Wafrn also has bluesky support, so the cybersmith somehow saw this post on bluesky and quoted it.
Since the post I quoted was on the fediverse, and not bluesky, the post looks like this:

https://deer.social/profile/did:plc:cj5szj3mu2ood66kls7oifmk/post/3m2iyqooazc2k

so, it's kinda my fault.

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait, why is he on bluesky, shouldn't he be fine with twitter?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

a) he's a chaser b) he was originally on Tumblr so I think he generally likes to hang out places where he riles up more people.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

He's chronically online.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

The human pet guy found us

Lines from the worst post-apocalyptic thriller you've ever seen

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

like the drug dealer

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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