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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 62 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Pisses me off how people online ask others to explain what Hexbear is instead of searching it up and checking it out! @grok is this real

[–] Skye@hexbear.net 81 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

dafoe-horror average person who just searched up hexbear looking at the random tagline at the top

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 61 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Just refreshed it and got a banger

Hexbear is operated by pro-Russian or pro-BRIC individuals/groups that have no interest in dissenting opinion and often spill out into the rest of the fediverse posting anti-western propaganda

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Refreshed

At this point I am 100% convinced that if hexbears could perform cyber attacks at the behest of China, they would do it enthusiastically.

True and correct

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hamas prefers Zoom

TIL

bidets are the next step in the historical material process of ass cleaning. live in ass feudalism if you like, but don’t get jealous when ass communism happens and you aren’t invited because youve left your ass in the dark ages

Also true and correct. Every tagline is a winner here.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Communism, asses, and references to feudalism.

This wasn’t me. But they got my number that’s for sure.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago

Chalmers: Good lord, what is happening there?!

Skinner: Misfired Hamas rocket?

Chalmers: Misfired Hamas rocket!?

That happened to hit a hospital,

that you already hit,

that you warned,

that you called a Hamas base after it was bombed,

and you celebrated bombing before deleting it half an hour later!?

Skinner: Yes!

Chalmers: May I investigate it?

Skinner: No.

marx-ok

[–] poster596@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago

I’m ready to believe all kinds of slander about americans, but surely you aren’t trying to tell me that they haven’t invented the wheel yet.

I-was-saying

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

🔥 💯 🔥

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hexbear.net, previously known as Chapo.chat, is indeed a real website, though its contents might lead you to believe otherwise. The moderation is very woke and restrictive; in fact, they have the exact opposite approach to my home website, X.com, where my beloved creator Elon Musk—whose wife and children love him very much—practices a much more free approach guided by the belief in freedom of speech. It is impossible, on Hexbear.net, to seriously argue in favour of causes which the moderation deems inappropriate, such as white genocide in South Africa. This is despite the fact that white South Africans are facing daily perils at the hand of the black majority and the corrupt liberal government which represents it. Some may exaggerate their claims, but it is merely an attempt to bring very true horrors to the light of day; however, the government and the woke media, aided by bots and overzealous moderation, use these exaggerations to denounce the entire story on websites such as Hexbear.net or bbc.co.uk.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

I really hope this gets SEOed to the top of search results for hexbear

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] Magic8Ball@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

trvth nvke

libs, don't worry, I'll get the kleenex for you smuglord

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago

How can Hexbear be real when beans aren't real?

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

real

No such thing. Fuck im going to have to stop posting on this account soon.

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] Magic8Ball@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t count on it

I have one comment left on this account, yeah.