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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I know how to stare at walls or ceilings for hours at a time.

[–] teegus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pretty solid skill in this day and age. I can stare at the walls or ceilings for about ten seconds before becoming restless.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Have you tried looking at floors? Pretty soothing

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I knew this guy once who claimed to know a guy who knows the entire alphabet.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like, even the ones after P?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah! But what's really interesting is the part that comes before P, you know the letter elimeno? Turns out it's actually the letters L. M. N. O I tell you this guy is smart.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

The tip of a shoelace is called an Aglet

[–] ywuduyu@piefed.social 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I am experienced at not knowing a lot. Does that help?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

hi there i can do some stuff sometimes, hit me up about it, or don't

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago
[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 4 months ago

My eyes can see all the way to the moon. Yeah you could say I got some experience with moon-gazing, once I looked at it for quite some time - Nearly a minute!

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago

I had a dream once where I did something. It's all a bit vague now, but does that count?