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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 days ago

Imagine having to warp reality THIS much, just to make it fit your twisted narrative?

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 27 points 2 days ago
[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 3 days ago (6 children)

If you ever want to know why capitalism turns into fascism, look into how many companies willingly and knowingly did business with Nazi Germany and Fascist Italy.

IBM made computers to help the Holocaust, because the Nazis could pay for the service of the machines to be built.

Google is just a modern IBM.

Fascism is a business choice, always has been. Hitler didn't get popular by himself

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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 48 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Google says a group of masked fascists kidnapping children from their beds is a "vulnerable group".

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

To be fair, they did set expectations when they got rid of the "don't be evil" moto.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago

google recently fellated trump and the gop. Google's youtube is pretty instrumental in drawing in more incel men to voting Rs, by platforming right wingers out of context , like kirk,shapiro, fox, ,,,ETC.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The agents who implement state violence are not a group. They're agents of the state.

And now Google is directly collaborating with an oppressive autocratic regime.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

uwu they are working under very hash conditions to terrorise children and other civilians

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 44 points 3 days ago (9 children)

For the rest of my life I will never forget that Apple and Google went out of their way to defend and protect the Nazi SS of our time.

Absolutely fucking evil and unforgivable.

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[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

So does this mean Google will also block services that are being used to harm other vulnerable groups, like all the ones being targeted by Snowfla- I mean ICE?

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 225 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 188 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think they're less "vulnerable" and more "fragile"

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[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Goddamn Gestapo

[–] railway692@piefed.zip 170 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh? Are we giving them privacy?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 116 points 4 days ago (3 children)

if they have nothing to hide, they have nothing to fear

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 107 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Oh no, vulnerable 🥺 they need DEI? They need to be a protected class? 🥺

Surveillance is suddenly wrong when it's the peasants surveiling wannabe samurai? 🥺

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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is exactly why sideloading is very very important.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago

Calling masked, armed, armored thugs and terrorists with a disregard for the law a "vulnerable group" is a bit thick, isn't it?

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bet everyone keeps on using their google phones though...

Moaning online aint gonna do shit. Not buying their new phones, not using their old phones, will send the message you want to send. Get an old nokia, or a dumb phone, or two cans and piece of string, or no phone. If you think this is action by google is them cosying up to fascists, then you have a duty to harm that company by not giving them money.

They rely on convenience to trap you. Turn your phones off, dont buy the new ones, get dumb replacements if you need to. Fuck apple and fuck google for cosying up to this admins Gestapo bullshit.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (17 children)

Their phones don't make them that much money. Don't use the search service.

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[–] Kondeeka@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

One of the founders of Fairphone is working on a European alternative phone OS called Mobifree, which is also open source. Google free Android also already exists.

[–] collar@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

Ah yes... the guys with masks, guns, the backing of the president, and virtually unlimited federal government resources are a "vulnerable group"

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 51 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Someone recommended Kagi in another thread yesterday and that night I finally became 100% google free. Search was the last big hurdle. I was literally the biggest google fanboy. I had google home devices, google wifi, I wanted all their devices, had all their services, everything was set up and integrated. De-googling was fucking hard but I did it and I'm super proud and I've learned so much about how tech works setting up my replacement services and devices. Fuck you Google.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 127 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Federated solutions which can't be stopped, self hosted, and available via Fdroid.

Only real answer.

[–] wagesj45@fedia.io 93 points 4 days ago (12 children)

Until Google revokes publishing privileges for side-loading applications. I think we'll have to go further and get used to making PWAs and regular websites.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 85 points 4 days ago (18 children)

side-loading

You mean "installing normally." "Sideloading" is fucking anti-property-rights loaded language.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 70 points 3 days ago (9 children)

aaand that's why we need to be able to install apps without their vetting.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 77 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The irony is so rich.

To anyone that had doubts about governments putting restrictions on app stores, here is your proof. The level of power the current situation grants this duopoly is excessive and dangerous.

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought we had all the proof we needed when Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai were snuggling up to Trump at dinners and the inauguration

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago

"Don't be evil unless fascism is better option"

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Isn't ICE one of the biggest budget of the US now? How is that vulnerable?

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're totally vulnerable! Just aim for the head!

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Vulnerable my aunts fanny. They aggressively terrorize everywhere they go. Go everywhere armed to the teeth and are not in any way shape or form threatened with anything or anyone that could harm them sufficiently to put them into a threatened category. This is just google telling us whose side they are on

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)

Do we know yet that what ICE is doing even legal? (kidnapping, detaining, etc) I haven't followed closely enough to be sure of that. Does the actual police just sit by and watch?

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[–] scttgard@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The moment any real alternative to Apple and the iPhone is viable I will go all in. Fuck them both, please Linux phones come to save us, lol.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Was ever any doubt who corporate America would side with?

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