I never wanted to piss
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

I can't find the norman rockwell standing up at the meeting emoji

wtf it even has a "rockwell" tag but putting in :rockwell gets you absolutely nothing
Yeah the emoji searcher is broken and isn't searching the tags for some reason
the emoji picker is mysterious, do not try to understand its ways
Use the emoji popup rather than typing :, for some reason the popup search is better.
Edit: @makotech222@hexbear.net The : emoji search has deteriorated?
thanks, will investigate. looks like keywords aren't working
thank you for the work you do
all fixed up
Okay should be fixed now
thank you!
Why would I piss when I can shid out your doodoo asshole instead
We should have just one cloaca for everything like how birds do it.
You can't make me. I'm sick of giving out my piss for free.
I don't want to but I can't stop 
If you're not extracting the precious nitrogen from your piss you're wasting it. GIVE ME YOUR PISS 
I didn't ask for piss.
I wanna piss real bad. Actually could you move, I'm in a hurry
everyone is quiet pissing nowadays
Buddy, I was born to piss.
people want to piss, but nobody can afford to anymore. #Cranberry_Juice_For_All