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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I can't find the norman rockwell standing up at the meeting emoji

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

wtf it even has a "rockwell" tag but putting in :rockwell gets you absolutely nothing

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah the emoji searcher is broken and isn't searching the tags for some reason

the emoji picker is mysterious, do not try to understand its ways

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Use the emoji popup rather than typing :, for some reason the popup search is better.


Edit: @makotech222@hexbear.net The : emoji search has deteriorated?

[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

thanks, will investigate. looks like keywords aren't working

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

catgirl-salute thank you for the work you do

[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

07 all fixed up

[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would I piss when I can shid out your doodoo asshole instead

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

We should have just one cloaca for everything like how birds do it.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

You can't make me. I'm sick of giving out my piss for free.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I don't want to but I can't stop doggirl-growl

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

If you're not extracting the precious nitrogen from your piss you're wasting it. GIVE ME YOUR PISS peppino-angry

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I didn't ask for piss.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I wanna piss real bad. Actually could you move, I'm in a hurry

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

everyone is quiet pissing nowadays

[–] MrPiss@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Buddy, I was born to piss.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

people want to piss, but nobody can afford to anymore. #Cranberry_Juice_For_All