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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 13 points 6 hours ago

So, funny story, but I did almost exactly this. Highschool me came home super excited about this new band I heard called Black Sabbath. Dad started pulling out vinyl.

[–] MOCVD@mander.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

People, stop ruining music! Tell your kids you've never heard of AC/DC but they have got to hear this band called Nickelback. If they respond "you don't know good music" then your job is done and they think AC/DC is amazing.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Cite not the deep lore to me, I was there when it was first recorded on LP.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 hours ago

Hey, you heard of this of this new guy, Sinatra? Music is slow and sad, really fits the mood.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 17 hours ago

Just keep laughing, holding those tears in your eyes, because boys don't cry...

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 26 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, this is a tale as old as time.

Back in the 90s, I remember the one and only time a teacher ever "embarrassed" the son of the richest family in town. He was one of those kids that thought he was God's gift to the Earth, and pretty much every adult in the school system treated him as such.

Then one day he was loudly raving about "this new band called AC/DC" and the 6th grade teacher had an absolute blast telling everybody how hilarious that statement was.

For those not in the know, AC/DC was incredibly famous, basically a household name, and had been so for literally decades at that point. And this kid acted like they were brand new up and coming band that nobody had ever heard of before.

Anyway, I had no empathy. He was a shithead bully of the worst kind, so I'm sure that one time he got made fun of really stung and he fucking deserved it.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Had this happen with my teenage nephew. He was talking about how's really getting into this band that I've probably never heard of called Deftones. He seemed really disappointed when I showed him a high school picture of myself circa 1999 wearing a Deftones t shirt.

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

you are now so old that south park seems mild, yet its silly cartoons continue to annoy the president and his sycophants.

is this what you want for the youths? an economnomic model based on collecting underpants!? Step 2 is just A QUESTION MARK?

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 5 hours ago

Step 3 is profit

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I swear that, on top of dressing exactly like we did in the 90s, most of my college students are into the exact same music we were: Metallica, Nirvana, RHCP, Smashing Pumpkins, Gorillaz, are all bands they actively listen too, amongst others. I even had a punch of Primus obssesed dudes once.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

What did you teach and when?

2008 was Mew, Mogwai, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Andrew Bird, Menomena, The Flaming Lips, Spoon, and Godspeed You Black Emperor among others.

...I studied social sciences.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago
[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Some Christian Metal group already took the name, "Azlan". At least the name, "Shadowfax" was taken by an 80's instrumental band that just rips.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago

As much as this is a trend that has always happened I think it’s much more common now with the prevalence of music streaming and the internet. Anyone can look up any music anytime and listen. This exposes people to way more music than just new stuff or stuff they know from their parents

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 159 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Billy Bragg told a story last year about being in a clothing shop somewhere in the southern USA, and when the salesperson discovered his name and that he was a singer/songwriter, she told him there used to be a Billy Bragg back in the '80s who was 'pretty good.'

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 87 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Bobcat Goldthwait has a joke about someone coming up to him and saying "No offense, but has anyone ever told you that you look like Bobcat Goldthwait?"

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 92 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Supposedly, Charlie Chaplin once came in something other than first (I think I read sixth, but wouldn't swear to it) in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

[–] gid@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Thou shalt not publish an article about looks without including a photograph.

Snopes includes a photo but there is no confirmation it is THE photo.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/03/11/dolly-parton-lookalike-contest/

[–] gid@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

Haha thank you! even if that's not from the contest, it's a great picture nonetheless.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (4 children)

As a kid I thought AC/DC was a relatively unknown band based on the fact that only one or two of my classmates had heard of them.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

are you the bully from the other comment

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

You're probably mistaking me for someone else.

[–] adavis@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Unfathomable to an Australian, Ackadacka is a band that Crosses generations here.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

idk i always felt like that was the case worldwide but maybe I'm in my own bubble.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I mean, you were right in a sense. But otherwise wrong

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[–] barfplanet@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I thought ahead, and started making my daughter listen to Bauhaus at six months.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Just be careful, I started mine on Radiohead from birth and now she's allergic to 4|4

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

Were I cursed with a child, I would request the vessel to speaker fuck the hifi once a day.

Bella Legosi's dead.

/S

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If this ever happens to you, it's important that you act clueless and wary.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 day ago

But then find your ticket stubs from the Curiosa Festival tour in 2005. The night your got daughter was conceived.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I actually had that experience with my dad once. Back in high school I was blasting Pornography and he told me that he likes Siouxsie and The Banshees better and by the way Robert Smith played on Hyena. Mind blown.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I found The Smiths insufferable when I was young and I still find them insufferable.

Still like a few of their songs, but fucking GROW UP, JESUS CHRIST.

[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 9 points 23 hours ago

Oh fuck. My 13 year old says to me just a week ago "the Smiths are my absolute favorite band dad." Fuck me. Where did I go wrong?

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