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[–] DaMummy@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't complain. There's literally people that live in America right now. Send your thoughts and prayers.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Gosh this is solid gold! Absolutely stealing this one.

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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We appreciate that but what we really need are more bullets and prescription drugs

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sure give them mOaR BuLLeTs, how many school shootings were there yesterday?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Never enough. Apparently.

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I basically dgaf about - oh I dunno - 178 million of them. You know, the 77 million who voted for this fascist clownshow plus the 101 million who didn’t even bother voting. They can all rot in their self-made hell for all I care.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'd probably reluctantly live in Hawaii. If someone were paying me an unreasonable amount of money to do so. Distance seems to temper the worst of the bullshit.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

By this time next year it will either be its own thing or part of another country, this place will be a Balkanized mess by then

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It will be increasingly overrun by tech bros who are setting up compounds to hunker down through the worst of whatever the future holds.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they can build their corpo-feudal city states they may not. We're all probably gonna have to fight eventually, may as well do it in paradise?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

it will be like the future in 4400 show, where the affluent powerful live in a pristine city.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

trumps already trying to withold funding for 16 blue states. balkanization maybe sooner than expected.

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[–] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What else would you do, reluctantly, for money?
See, Larry Ellison owns about 98% of the island of Lanai. He's got a bunker there.
Zuckerberg also owns property on Lanai, has a bunker there (a Lanai local told me), in addition to his ranch on Kauai.
Peter Thiel, probably similar. Musk, similar... Oprah, etc.
So we'll get you the GoFundMe money, but we have a mission for you...

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Definitely not even for a visit.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

Even the snowbirds I know are taking a pass. That country is in a badddd place.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

🛎️🛎️🛎️

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah I was thinking visiting was off limits, and I think I'm taken as a white dude, though generics will say otherwise. Half my ancestors discovered America the other half didn't think they lost it, sort of thing. Also I try not to visit countries with fascist governments.

[–] Flying_Dutch_Rudder@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

As a colour blind Canadian, I’m horribly confused. Is this a never or absolutely? You don’t happen to be from Alberta by any chance, do you?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Never is in red, absolutely is in green, the entire map is colored red. There is nothing but the never red shown anywhere on the map beyond the key.

It is a bad choice for the colors chosen, as they are the perfect red/green opposite for color blindness to see as the same color.

Note: this not written as snarky to Fly_Dutch_Rudder, itt is meant as a helpful explanation of the map.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not that we'd expect this one to.

Weird that that community doesn't exist on Lemmy yet.

@Dave@lemmy.nz, would you be up for hosting it? Having it on the NZ instance would be *chef's kiss*.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

/c/fediversewithoutmapswithoutnewzealand

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 month ago

I'll throw together a survey for Lemmy.nz users and see what people think 🙂

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck I don't want to live here either. Please annex Washington, we'll come willingly.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wish I could relate. At this point im waiting for Canada to announce asylum for transpeople

[–] festus@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Realistically Canada is going to put off allowing asylum seekers from the US as long as possible, as the volumes of asylum seekers the US handles (that are no longer welcome there) would overwhelm Canada. That's without considering American asylum seekers too.

You best bet is to consider immigrating through traditional, economic based pathways.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All my profs at my Canadian undergrad university were American, they had left because of Kent State. A lot have already come up here again.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

and MD recently denied an offer from ULCA heading a surgical team to be in one of Canadas healthcare clinics/university.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

its either mexico or canada. EU if your a PHD/MD in niche specailities holder, willing to have less income than in the states, but they dont see the problem anyways.

OH yea, because US citizens is sitll not immediate threat from systemic persecution, war zone, or wanton killings.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You best bet is to consider immigrating through traditional, economic based pathways.

Great I'm disabled and never finished College, so that's probably not gonna happen

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Canada already has precedent of not extraditing trans people here because of the climate for queer people. June I think.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

? just come on over, I don't think we are closed off to immigration. Unless you are an ass, then I am not your buddy pal.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

What about Puerto Rico or the US Virgin Islands?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's how I feel, and I'm American. Wanted to go expat during Trumpfest 1 but the wife wouldn't budge.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump’s wasn’t called by canadians?

He was called by CANADA

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It was one big conference call, we were all on it.

Somebody was chewing food (I’m looking at you Todd from Kingston Ontario), but the call went okay.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I really hope other countries start allowing lgbtqia+ people to immigrate as asylum seekers.

I'm so sick of living in this shithole country.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Puerto Rico? Strange choice, but cool.

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[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

So... Guam?

[–] webp@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Where I'd live in the US as an american

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Fuck I got family down there and Im not even gonna visit.

No fuckin thank you

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