If she is fine with old cock we are good.
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as long as the good 'ol cockle doo
Nah, she is fine as fuck. She would get plenty of attention, for sure.
We buy the same cold cuts. I think I'm in love.
Why would someone wear that in public? Big yikes.
I think it's to cover up her tits.
Didn't work.
20 year ago me would have thought that was the perfect amount of trashy. I have regrets.
But also experiences
*STIs
Oh look, it’s me 20 years from now
I see maybe 3 reasons:
- Lost a bet.
- Proud cougar.
- Everything else was in the washer.
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Got dressed in the dark
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Karen / child repellent
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Practices the subtle art of not giving a fuck
Big yikes.
kink-shaming
Good thing I don't need to worry about getting no pussy.
That pussy ain't old.
Shit. Maybe I'm old...
You're not really old until judges are older than you.
Source: am really old.
That is mature pussy. Well trained.
I can't be old, the 80's were only... Oh no...
I got love for you if you were born in the 80s
I was tearing up Minneapolis, San Francisco and Duesseldorf in the 80s. In the 70s I was in Portland. Yeah Portland was weird even back then.
I just saw a post that touches on this a few days ago. I'll share the Ben Franklin quote once more, and never again after because I find it painfully crass.
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Damn, Ben Franklin was a dog lol
You should read up on him. He was the dog of all dogs. He also wrote a long, satirical paper entirely about farting, called A Letter to a Royal Academy on Farting or Fart Proudly.
From the same letter:
And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
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OP should learn fixed-width indentation
It's ironic that we're talking about the famous printer Ben Franklin here!
Experience is the real decider anyway imo
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I must agree with madam. Though she ain't old, that's fine wine right there. Bet she could break yo dick
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Some cougars prowl in the dark, but some are confident enough in their ability to do their prowling at the grocery store. 😏
Certified freak after she puts the kids to sleep 😴
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