If she is fine with old cock we are good.
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as long as the good 'ol cockle doo
I'd also love if his is one of those situations where she's actually in another country (and doesn't speak English herself) but just really likes this cool tshirt she found online.
I used to love these on reddit. My favorite was a really sweet, dorky looking East-Asian guy wearing a sweater that said "I don't need life, I'm high on drugs".
I also was given a tshirt that it turns out just said variations of "get girls" all over it in Chinese script, and I wore it for years until a Taiwanese friend told me what it meant.
When I saw this earlier I thought it might be the case
I cracked up when I saw this young girl in China wearing a tshirt with the teletubbies on it and "Cocaine" across it.
Im sober now but i would still wear that shit like every week lmao
I like the one of the guy in Africa wearing a "burn this flag, asshole" t-shirt.
China has some fun stuff. A friend of mine picked up a magnet for me that says "under fog she is beautiful clear morning she is zombie."
Apparently that was a print the store was running, but she didn't want to buy me the shirt. I get why, but thats been my favorite fridge magnet for years.
I mean, did it work?
Judging by the design of the cart and the "Great Value" brand sliced ham in it, she's at an American Walmart, so it's unlikely that she doesn't understand English (although possible, of course).
I think its something like >20% of us citizens are illiterate
Maybe that pretty lady likes older women.
Nah, she is fine as fuck. She would get plenty of attention, for sure.
We buy the same cold cuts. I think I'm in love.
Why would someone wear that in public? Big yikes.
I think it's to cover up her tits.
Didn't work.
20 year ago me would have thought that was the perfect amount of trashy. I have regrets.
But also experiences
*STIs
Oh look, it’s me 20 years from now
I see maybe 3 reasons:
- Lost a bet.
- Proud cougar.
- Everything else was in the washer.
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Got dressed in the dark
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Karen / child repellent
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Practices the subtle art of not giving a fuck
Big yikes.
kink-shaming
Good thing I don't need to worry about getting no pussy.
That pussy ain't old.
Shit. Maybe I'm old...
You're not really old until judges are older than you.
Source: am really old.
That is mature pussy. Well trained.
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I just saw a post that touches on this a few days ago. I'll share the Ben Franklin quote once more, and never again after because I find it painfully crass.
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
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I must agree with madam. Though she ain't old, that's fine wine right there. Bet she could break yo dick
She’s not talking about herself with that shirt. 🏳️🧡🤍💜🥓✂️👩❤️💋👩
That doesnt even make sense.
Cats, or coochie?
The last two I get, but bacon?
It’s a lavender joke that the most popular lesbian flag looks like a strip of bacon. Thus it's like waving another sapphic flag.
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