Wait, what if are made an AI that was also a blockchain based NFT? We could scam so many venture capitalists
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2025
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Talk about improving our synergies!
Gotta chase that Alpha!
We'll verify every state of the neural network on the blockchain, for reasons, all of them good ones. It'll pay for itself by allowing people to invest and buy those unique states. :v
In the metaverse!
You mean "innovate greatly", right? /s
- Is the picture from Tiktok? > yes
- Is the platform you're reposting on vertical too? > no
- > remove black bars
No, the better solution is to add more black bars to the side so that it fits on to a wide screen.
Can someone explain this joke in programmer terms?
I just wrote an AI that is trained to classify image patterns and automatically creates bitmasks based on the pattern distributions. We tried k-means clustering and got garbage. How would I have done that without AI?
Yeah, the joke is that every company is trying to ram LLMs and Agentic LLMs into everything without thinking about what they're trying to accomplish. Like the trend with blockchain a decade ago.
Yours is a valid use case for ai. That's why it doesn't fit the meme.
But the meme is making the more extreme claim that no uses exist, so any counterexamples mean it's untrue. Not the best way of criticizing companies that don't know or care what a technology is good for imo.
the meme is making the more extreme claim that no uses exist
Only if you take it literally instead of as a joke that is exaggerating for comedic effect.
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"AI" is a general term. Tech companies use "AI" more than chatbot so people can't talk about it as easily.
You know this and are just acting dumb to stand out with your contrarianism.
Government defunding NIH blood cancer research while building chatbot anime-girlfriend datahouses was in fact a bad thing, stop trying to act quirky and unique.
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The current hype trend is to build a lazy web UI around a general agentic AI and calling it a day.
What you're doing is more similar to what established firms were already doing with machine learning 5 years back.
—> Yes. —> No, you don't.
I thought we were doing ai now
wait, what if we created a neurotechnological device powered by AI that'll read your mind and speak to people instead of you?
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