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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I put a shitton of onion carmelized in butter until dark brown in mine.

Cacio e pepe with macaroni as the pasta shape works fine. Not traditional, but far less heretical than this old repost's creations.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 89 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just not in the prison cafeteria, that food qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

their "solitary" should be together, and in a special section of the kitchen so that they are constantly having to do the cook off until they realise they suck

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am confused and afraid, the one on the left appears to have the scooping characteristics of ice cream

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They cooked the noodles before they baked. Those noodles might have been al dente when they went into the oven. 45 minutes later, and they have the consistency of play dough.

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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

likely cause by mac overcooked to hell and back and cheese is nothing but cheese that has all of it's moisture absorbed by the mac

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

It’s more of a cheese infused macaroni loaf now

[–] Linkalee@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Protip: The reason Velveeta and American cheeses melt so well is because sodium citrate is added to them. You can buy this yourself as a powder, and then add it to actually-good cheeses to give them the same properties.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

My buddy bought a bunch of this to make queso dip. It works well for that

[–] socsa@piefed.social 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You can also just melt nearly any cheese into a roux to make a mornay sauce if you are careful about it, which is the secret to both mac and cheese and queso sauce. Sodium citrate helps to keep it from breaking but is not strictly necessary in most cases.

Edit - yes, cheese and milk

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This sounds fancy, so to make it a bit less daunting:

  • roux - flour and fat (typically butter), usually in equal amounts by weight
  • béchamel sauce - roux + milk, often with nutmeg for flavoring
  • mornay sauce - béchamel sauce with grated cheese

When making the béchamel sauce, add the milk a very small amout at a time to prevent clumping, and mix well over medium heat between additions.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I use mustard powder

[–] AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

You've saved my life 😋

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My entry.

Mac, Cheese, Peas, and Bacon:

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Electric chair.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eating a meal? A succulent American meal?

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[–] eltrain123@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't knock it till you try it!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone is giving you shit. I hate Mac and cheese, but yours with bacon and peas I might actually try.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Straight to prison. There's no due process here.

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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Inappropriate peaing

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is perfect, you can easily scoop up just bacon and peas to eat and skip the rest

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[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That looks horrible. And why the fuck is any sane person preparing a cassetole in a throwaway baking dish?

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

1 - you don't have to worry about leaving a dish

2 - you don't have to clean it after a get together that is probably exhausting

3 - aluminum is one of the materials that is actually very recyclable, so it's not a big deal like plastic is.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

75% of all aluminum ever mined is still in circulation- its also more efficient- recycling aluminum takes 5% of the energy it takes to produce it.

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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Because you're going to a potluck and don't want to worry about getting your dish back?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

And that's how you get out of having to cook something for Thanksgiving

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Learn the basics of sauces from a French cooking book/course.

Make a blonde roux, for 4 pounds of cheese, add 1.5 cups of milk and 2 cups of half and half. Add in the shredded cheese saving about a pound to a pound and a half for layering. Add 4 tsp of sodium citrate. Voila you have a cheese sauce that won't break on you that pours into the pasta easily.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Right: American cheese on top. That's gotta be raw pasta underneath.

Left: "came away clean from the tray" in what I can only imagine is a congealed cheese+starch block.

These are terrible choices.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So I've never made mac and cheese because it's literally not a thing where I'm from. How would you make it and is there any way I can sneak some garlic in?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This is a complex topic. People here are nostalgic for family recipes, box mixes, and restaurant varieties. There's no one single way to make this dish.

The basic components are just pasta and cheese sauce. It doesn't need to be baked, but its done like that sometimes to make it easier to prepare, or caramelize the top a bit. Some add breadcrumbs to the top before baking, others add some mustard, paprika, or chili to the sauce. It's also not uncommon to see people add hot sauce after serving, since this is usually kind of bland (fatty and starchy) comfort food.

The key is that everyone makes mac & cheese their own way. If you have a savory cheese sauce in the cuisine where you're from, you could probably just use something like that. But I recommend trying this the american way first, just so you know how you want to customize it.

Simple: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/238691/simple-macaroni-and-cheese/

Complex: https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/old-fashioned-macaroni-and-cheese/#RecipeCard

With garlic: https://www.justataste.com/roasted-garlic-macaroni-and-cheese-recipe/

I've never done it, but the garlic version looks great! I checked a few other variations and the consensus is to roast a head of garlic and mash it into the cheese sauce.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Oh wow, they've started adding Jump to Recipe buttons! Excellent!

I think I'll start out trying the simple one with cheddar first. We don't have any particularly Estonian cheeses anyway, we only make other cultures cheeses hehe

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

WHY ARE THERE GREEN BEANS IN THE MAC AND CHEESE? T_T

also just make tini's mac and cheese; anything else is scandalous

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

I think that's just the bad color temperature of the lighting, giving the macaroni noodles a green hue.

It does look like prison Mac

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Les francophones, on est d'accord que leur mac and cheese bidule, c'est juste un gratin de pâtes ?

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