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Believe it or not it's usually not that hard to string like 3 unfamiliar syllables together if you take a few seconds to put in literally any effort you fuck

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Okay but consider that if you read things phonetically and you know it's in a language with grammar conventions that are entirely foreign to you and that you know you will fuck up

in contexts like this "I'm not even going to try here" is a sort of coping mechanism because you already know that whatever you attempt is going to be an embarrassing mash up of whatever it was supposed to sound like

I don't know if I would shame people for social coping mechanisms

but also it depends on how they say it, I guess, and with what intent

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Languages with totally irregular romanization like English are the exception that prove the rule IMO as they show how good you have it

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Keep saying "exception that proves the rule" the nerds here have corrected it so many times I've begun to see it as a hexbear sore-spot and i laugh every time i see it now sicko-jammin

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[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Admitting you don't know how to do something is good and should be encouraged

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Admitting you don't know how to do something

I don't know how to do this

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The first step is admitting you have a problem

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is the same Guy-o-type that can perfectly recite the German name for the Mordtodesmaschineumjudenzubreizumachen, but hears a word in Spanish and is like, "What am I, Mexican or something??"

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Mordtodesmaschineumjudenzubreizumachen

I started with Mordto, saw the word kept going and was like nope

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Okay but I do it for german. Every time there's a german word with more than like 5 syllables i just say herpderpderp

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

German

Mordtodesmaschineumjudenzubreizumachen

hitler-detector

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I'm just a big World War 2 machinery aficionado! Nothing to see here!

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry but I am not learning welsh

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I take pleasure in butchering welsh

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[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on the situation. Being jumped with the welsh place name when you're in a hurry vs in a prepared video trying to pronounce "Venkatesh" or some other easy phonetic spelling. The latter is probably racism

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

welsh place name

If it's got more syllables than there are letters in the English alphabet, Im winging it and Im not doing a second take

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some of us grew up in extremely Anglo families and it’s not our fault. I mean, I can try to pronounce but I’m 100% getting it wrong.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

to me it’s not that big of a deal when people are like that in an apologetic or matter of fact way, it’s obnoxious when people are like that in a “we speak english here smuglord ” way

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you feel about "sorry if I mispronounce this" guys?

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Best option. Admitting fault but giving genuine effort at pronunciation.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you ask me to say anything in icelandic besides Reykavik im shooting you

[–] fox@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

You're for sure saying that wrong too

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is such a big pet peeve of mine. Like fuck me dude sound it out. It's not that hard.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you're putting a lot of undue trust in orthography and expecting people to know all the vowel sounds from languages they don't speak

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Celtic languages have an entirely different tradition with regards to consonants too. Without looking it up or having prior knowledge of gaelic there is literally no way to arrive at the correct pronunciation of Caoimhe. This doesn't make their orthography less valid or less rational, it just means that there is a lack of overlap between the english use of certain letters and theirs.

And my own native language of Danish has 3 ways to use the letter D, and I fucking dare any of you to guess what the letter D does in "Mand" or "Mads".

[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Even within English, "a" can denote about ten different sounds

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay dude you sound out Speciallægepraksisplanlægningsstabiliseringsperiode

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sound it out

Eysaigher sayid than dougne inne a naan-phoughneightic languishe

In all seriousness, English romanization is terrible and a lot of words are almost impossible to pronounce correctly if you haven't heard them pronounced before. Knowing your limits is a good thing and I'd rather be around a person who knows they can't do something then someone who insists they can do something they can't.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

nah i'm not learning polish

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh come on it's not that hard to pronounce Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Brzęczyszczykiewicz

Looney tunes falling down the stairs sound effect sounding name

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[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The same guys who faun over latin but can't pronounce that properly either, at best theyre just doing ecclesiastical latin, dorks

i only learnt how to properly roll my rrrrrr's this year, yikes

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I'm a native Spanish speaker who can't, or at least my rolled rs sound more like a sander when it's meant to be more of a drill sound.

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

My sister dated a guy with a slightly hard to pronounce name. Honestly not even hard to pronounce, just not a western hemisphere name. Some of my family made the effort and learned how to say it, some made the effort but still failed. The rest called him Chris, which is the closest western name to his actual name.

Those groups mapped perfectly from least to most racist.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago
[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I'm not taking responsibility for the Irish getting trolled when introduced to the latin alphabet

Caoimhe is pronounced Keeva, and you expect me to know that without knowing Gaelic?

[–] nefertum@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I do try and put effort into pronouncing English but I actually can't make some of the the sounds lol

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

A lot of times it's also just thinly veiled racism.

I had a job as a dishwasher in a restaurant when I was a teenager, where I worked with a middle aged guy from Iran. The chef, who was an asshole, couldn't even put in the effort to pronounce the guy's name correctly, because the unfamiliar combination of just two syllables made it too difficult for him. Instead, he decided to simplify his name so that it would be easier for his KKKcracker ass to pronounce it.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have done this but only in situations where I wasn't in a position to look up the pronunciation and I didn't want to embarrass myself by mangling it

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

there's a firm difference between "I don't want to butcher this" and "Don't even bother correcting me I don't give a fuck"

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

this is very conditional, first few times someone encounters something new it's not a big deal to tap out, drawing attention to it can actually be better than completely butchering something and confusing people.

if it's shit you've been dealing with it your whole career then yeah you're just being a racist

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As someone who gets their last name butchered regularly, last names are fake and don't matter.

First names should always be pronounced correctly and usually only take one or two tries to get right.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i've never heard an english native speaker pronounce my first name right and it's one of the biblical names...

it's hard for them.

edit: i should like to mention that i cannot for the life of me pronounce the german name "Werner" properly. there's something there that's just beyond me. i can make a go at it and germans are good enough to go along with it, but it's just so hard.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the goal should be to get it right enough that a native speaker can recognise it without it hurting their brain. this is only easy if the orthography hasnt drifted too too far from the "consensus" on what values the letters hold.

so obviously you're fucked with english, french, irish for example. german, polish, croatian, hungarian, spanish, italian, these shouldnt be that hard.

outside europe, i dunno, you're probably fucked anyway :D

edit: thought about it a bit, and you're not always fucked. indonesian for example feels like it was made to be pronounced easily by everyone, including foreigners.

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago
[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

at least Tim Heidecker tries!

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