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Just blow (slrpnk.net)

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I microwave my ice cream for like 10-20 seconds. I like everything slightly melted.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 3 points 6 days ago

Mexicans fry ice cream. Not sure how that works though.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago

Ice cream sandos half melted are god tier

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

wait for real? wouldn't that completely melt down?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Nope just softens very slightly. A touch soupy.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 92 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, ok, but blowing on something colder than you will warm it up.

I mean, you can see the ice crystals melt on ice cream if you blow on it. This will work. Your breath is at body temperature. It doesn't just make things cold, you're not Superman.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

you're not Superman

Speak for yourself!

Clark Kent

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Either it wasn't a 30-06 and the FBI is lying about that for some reason, or it did go through and the FBI is lying about that for some reason, but as of now the official narrative is that

he climbed on the roof,
assembled his rifle which was broken down in that itsy bitsy teeny weenie backpack
took the shot
broke down the rifle
stashed it in his bag
left the screwdriver needed for the rifle on the roof
jumped off the roof without his rifle in hand, presumably in the bag
runs into woods
assembles rifle in woods while on the run with the screwdriver he left on the roof?????
cops find rifle fully assembled
somewhere during all that he changed clothes twice
steps between "took the shot" and "jump off roof" took roughly six seconds?!
the rifle was a Mauser chambered in 30-06, which will splinter Moose and Elk bone (much more dense than human at that) at 500yd, but got caught by the most frail bones in the human body at 150yd "because he was so healthy, it's a miracle."

So the official story is that "some physically impossible shit happened, oh and also god stopped the fucking bullet in his neck praise jesus."

I find it much more likely that the entire official story is at least wrong, if not entirely fabricated (I mean like, "dude's dead but the killer is still loose" fabricated, not "charlie kirk was a robot and never really existed" fabricated lol).

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Huh, sounds like a lot, where is the case well made it is off piece by piece you have a good source or something?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Kinda piece by piece, but I did recently watch a video that sums it up pretty well, from what looks to be maybe a kinda sorta rightwing youtuber (but I've literally only seen this one video of his, so not sure.) Let me check my newpipe history here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2cv9DSt538

This guy breaks down the timeline like I did fairly well and I stole the bit about "moose and elk" from him (but I shoot too, so while I stole his verbiage in relaying it, I did immediately become suspicious when they said what round it was and the nail in the coffin was them then saying it didn't go through.)

Another thing I've heard said was "maybe the ammo was degraded," which this video didn't mention. But we can tell it wasn't because you can hear the supersonic crack in the videos, so even if it was degraded, it was not degraded enough to make it go subsonic, and therefore it still would have passed through that soft tissue and the flimsy bones inside it at that distance.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Guy made convincing points, the rifle penetrated like 3/8 inch steel plate at range, and obliterated all tests.

The other stuff too, they are definitely covering something up.

Which makes the israeli suspicion make more sense. There was some sort of falling out with him and their israeli bff's and their superfans. Including a video not long after 10/6 where he basically admits they are nazis and suprisingly showed a little apprehension at being allied with that.

Like wtf did he think he was doing here? But still.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah I can't say that it was Israel for sure, but I definitely wouldn't put it past them. All I know for sure is that what they want me to believe is not the truth, I wish we knew more though lol.

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Fucking lol.

But you do have to admit there's some inconsistencies in the official narrative that cannot be easily explained, like him supposedly breaking down the rifle and stashing it in his bag after taking the shot, but leaving his screwdriver on the roof, then being on video jumping off the roof without a rifle (unless it's in his bag broken down), and then the cops find it fully assembled in the woods? Who assembled it, with what screwdriver? Why would he assemble it before ditching it? Would it even have fit in that little bag broken down?

And how am I supposed to actually believe a round that splinters elk and moose bone at 5x the distance got caught by the weakest bones in the human body "because he was so healthy he was like the man of steel, it's a miracle?" I'm not even Christian man, I can't fucking buy that!

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It works best with soup because soup, being somewhat liquid, distributes temperature better. But yeah, works for ice cream

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think it works better for soup because soup is hotter to you than you are to ice cream.

And, moreover, when you blow on something, the air that hits the thing youre blowing on is much closer to the ambient air temperature than your internal body temperature.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

I mean it works better for soup than for solid hot foods too. Still works for the latter, but takes a bit more to cool down the inside if it’s a thick piece.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also works for your own hands (though I generally do not recommend eating those)

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

I feel like the moisture from your breath makes your hands colder overall.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe just the tips

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

No no, I've played this game before. Fool me once shame on you, fool me, ya can't get fooled again.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Also works for soup because of evaporative cooling.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd think that the ambient temperature of the air is more important than the temperature of your breath. Though it doesn't change much, since it's also higher than the temperature of the ice cream (usually)

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

If it’s not warmer ambient than ice cream, I think most people drink hot coffee or tea instead of eating ice cream.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean it should warm it up, you’re bringing the food closer to the temperature of your breath

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Ambient temp mostly, but yes, it works that way.

Also try blowing air at your body in the sauna. It’ll burn lol

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of this story told to me a long time ago and I can't say how true it is.

Back in the day there's this dinner between Western and Chinese diplomats. They were served ice cream as dessert. The Chinese, having never seen it before, saw the wisp of condensation around the ice cream and thought it was steam. So he blew on it before eating it, and everyone at the table laughed at him.

Not letting them have the last laugh, he invited them to dinner the next day. For dessert, he served them Guilinggao (a jelly like dessert traditionally made with turtle shells and herbs, served hot). The Westerners thought it was cold and put some in their mouths right away and burnt their tongue.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

[notification sound] "'is very temperature' has been added to my_lexicon.xml and flagged 'high priority'"

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I've done this too xD