ROFL! What a great zinger!! The cheeto is going to be fuming!!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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She really SLAMMED him
With her monster strapon.
I'm sorry, but the word SLAMS will never not evoke images of anal sex for me.
So many politicians pegging each other in this day and age
I might need to get into politics.
Wow, posting FaceBook-style memes on the platform owned by a rich conservative with connections to the political opponent you mention in the meme, that's definitely how you win people over and affect real action.
We should let the right wing enact their blood soaked fantasies, but only on the most cringe Democrats
Night of the Cringe Knives
Night of the long cringe
spoiler
Cringellnacht
This would be considered a weak bit by the standards of children
Timmy: "Sorry. I have allergies. I'm allergic to your joke."
Dakota: "What? That's super dumb. I'm telling everybody you said that." She turns and runs towards the group: "Hey, do ya know what Timmy just said?! He said..."
Poor little Timmy and his home with their "In this house we believe..." yard sign.
Amy Klobuchar's origin story.
Achoo!
Entschuldigung, bitte. Wo ist ein kleine allergic to Herr Hitler's nacht den SHORT knives.
Oooh das ist ein KRANKENburn! Nicht forget-ensie to ice LIBERALLY
How will Drumpf survive this
blammo. got his ass.
#rekt #savage
Pure impotent rage.
~~RATM~~
RAOM: Rage Against Orange Man
It's like they want to stoop to the level of the republicans and just start hurling mindless insults, but also still want to be "civil" about it, and try for the most focus tested "neutral" insults that will offend nobody, with 0 self-awareness of how it just makes them look even more pathetic.
Gavin Newsome's press office does that daily.
Are there people that actually think this is cool and good? I cannot imagine the type of person who isn't embarrassed by seeing their party do this.
I have Bluesky accounts. Whenever I make a new one the first thing I do is check the 500 largest accounts so I can block most of them. At least 70% are unbearable lib shit. And then I start blocking the worst libs on sight. "My" Bluesky is free of the most popular lib cringe at the site so I can only guess what's popular. But my hunch a large percentage of the site can never get enough of shit like I posted.
It's funny when I think of it. The slop we like is us poking fun at the world and wishing we had power. The slop libs like is poking fun at Trump and the GOP (sometimes us) so they can feel good about themselves and ideally "win" at political sportsball by winning elections.
I just put a word filter for the blue heart emoji on.
Here's an angry Bluesky post directed at Corey Booker that shows many libs are in a different universe from not only us but the average American.
Shut up. When you voted for the fat orange convicted felon's nominee for Ambassador to France, who was also a convicted felon, it shocked and offended all Americans. You're all talk. NJ deserves better than you.
That happens to Booker post after post - a mention of the Ambassador to France. And in an in-group language usage thing - they tend to religiously avoid calling Charles Kushner by name. He's Jared Kushner's dad. As for "shocked and offended all Americans" - I bet far less than 1% of Americans even remember any of this shit.