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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] MaghrebiLenin@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I Have No Ass And I Must Shit

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Under communism we all share one ass and its my turn to shid.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For sale: owl ass, never shit

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I found this one fair and square

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Insurance fraud nuff said

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How did you write this when they took your eyeballs as well ?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eh, I can take or leave the eyes, but my ass, I NEED THAT!

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me gangster-spongebob

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it.

Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Allright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Deal, I've always wanted a minty ass

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

i have no ass, and i must fart.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fortunately they replaced it with a hole so you actually can only shit

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Boy and here I thought I didn't have much of an ass catgirl-smug

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Excuse me I was rocking a prime dumpy before they stole it!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We need to investigate who stole the dumptruck.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I bet it was @Snort_Owl@hexbear.net that ass stealing motherfucker

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

They just wanted to sniff the booty, can't be helped.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago
[–] AtmosphericRiversCuomo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have banned shidding. Pray I do not ban pissing.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Noooo not my one joke. What will I do now?!?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact, birds piss in their shit. This is why their feces are so high in urea.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't owls shit out their mouths?

If this comes across as a direct attack, that is because it is.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

owl-pissed excuse me, that isn't shit, it's a valuable scientific educational material. Show some respect.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I respect the fact that owls are inferior raptors to hawks. Does that count?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I could beat a punk ass hawk in a fight and you know it

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Probably. Because. Of. Stink.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, SchillMenaker, they vomit out the indigestable remains, and shit out the ones they can digest.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I would simply digest the remains

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah but I can put a candle in you now and your eyes will glow!

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

so uh what can I smell then

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I’m sorry to tell you this but I think you’re a dice tower now

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

lets check the owl ass lost and found just in case

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[–] commiecapybara@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Wait a minute...owls don't have butts! Care to explain? disgost

[–] SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

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